Girls, Is this TRUE ?

Question

3 people once sat down to profer different xters of a woman. Here are what they see:

A Mathematician
Mathematics Equation & Girls

1. To find girls, you need time and money, therefore
girls = Time x Money

2. But Time is money, so
Time = Money

.:. Therefore
Girls = Money x Money
Girls = Money2 i.e (money squared)

But Money is the ROOT of all PROBLEMS

Money = sqrt. (PROBLEMS)

Tehrefore
Girls = (sqrt.(PROBLEMS)2) ***root eqn cancels square

Girls =PROBLEMS


Can any lady prove this wrong. ?


A philosopher
The percentage of a man wining an agrument with a lady in a relationship is directly proportional toTIME and stage of such relationship.

Thus:
at start or during DATING = 70%
2yrs later or during COURTING = 45%
5yrs later or after marriage = 2%


A philosopher
Properties of women.

Ohhhhhhh ! yahoo has delimited the continuity

Answer 1

d'u cross check ur question with your mum's diary ?
sure you'll find answers. because mama are great encyclopedia where u can find answers to 'lady/girl' assaulting questions like yours.

U need a revamp of your whole view about girls, and I think I'll be glad to be a company that can help.

catch yah.

Answer 2

Perhaps this will shed some light:

Women Are Like Apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.

Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.......
So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

And for the men...

Men are like a fine wine.

They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the **** out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

Answer 3

See, I get what you're trying to do but "One At A Time" please. And seriously, it's so unorganized that I can't figure out where to start or what point you're trying to make. Keep working on it though because I think with some effort it will be interesting and I'd like to see the finished version.

Answer 4

I can prove you math wrong. You say girls=TimeX Money, but this isn't true. Just because you need two things to get another thing, it doesn't mean the third thing is made up of the first two multiplied. Besides, if you needed money to get girls, there would be no poor men married, and there are plenty.

Answer 5

1. To find girls, you need time and money, therefore
girls = Time x Money
----> this is wrong hehe.... You don't have a fixed amount of money for each unit of time right? You may waste 2000USD for one date but sometimes it can be up to 2000000USD... what do you think?

Answer 6

Actually LOVE of money is the root of all evil, not problems. Therefore love of money =sqrt (evil),

girls =(love (evil)2),

But, evil spelled backwards is LIVE,
therefore

girls=love and life!

Answer 7

Let me just say this:

~ Menstrual cycle
~ Mental Illness
~ Menstraul pain
~ Mental breakdown
~ Menstrual cramps

Notice how all our problems start with Men

Answer 8

You just wasted alot of time typing up some equation instead of hooking up with a girl that could make time seem infinite....

Answer 9

all i have to say....

someone has waaaay too much time on their hands.
You lost me after the time=money. I can truthfully say i was actually trying to follow and understand that....lets just say i am NOT a mathmatician.

Answer 10

Gazazmaster gets 10 points!!!