how can i get girlfriend??

Answer 1

1st its a must that u b your self never put on a front and make sure u have money and never have bad breath
frontin is being something or some one your not

Answer 2

Why don't I have a girlfriend?

This is a question that practically every male has asked himself at one point or another in his life. Unfortunately, there is rarely a hard and fast answer to the query. Many men try to reason their way through the dilemma nonetheless, often reaching a series of ridiculous explanations, each more self-deprecating than the last: "Is it because I'm too shy, and not aggressive enough? Is it my opening lines? Am I a boring person? Am I too fat or too thin? Or am I simply ugly and completely unattractive to women?" When all other plausible explanations have been discounted, most fall back on the time-honoured conclusion that "there must be Something Wrong™ with me" before resigning themselves to lives of perpetual chastity.2

Not the author, though. I, for one, refuse to spend my life brooding over my lack of luck with women. While I'll be the first to admit that my chances of ever entering into a meaningful relationship with someone special are practically non-existent, I staunchly refuse to admit that it has anything to do with some inherent problem with me. Instead, I am convinced that the situation can be readily explained in purely scientific terms, using nothing more than demographics and some elementary statistical calculus.

Lest anyone suspect that my standards for women are too high, let me allay those fears by enumerating in advance my three criteria for the match. First, the potential girlfriend must be approximately my age — let's say 21 plus or minus three or four years. Second, the girl must be beautiful (and I use that term all-encompassingly to refer to both inner and outer beauty). Third, she must also be reasonably intelligent — she doesn't have to be Mensa material, but the ability to carry on a witty, insightful argument would be nice. So there they are — three simple demands, which I'm sure everyone will agree are anything but unreasonable.

That said, I now present my demonstration of why the probability of finding a suitable candidate fulfilling the three above-noted requirements is so small as to be practically impossible — in other words, why I will never have a girlfriend. I shall endeavour to make this proof as rigorous as the available data permits. And I should note, too, that there will be no statistical trickery involved here; I have cited all my sources and provided all relevant calculations3 in case anyone wishes to conduct their own independent review. Let's now take a look at the figures.

THE REST YOU WILL FIND IT HERE: http://www.nothingisreal.com/girlfriend/

Answer 3

Following places u do not get a girl friend.

01 On moon
02 In office
03 In museum
04 In Bathroom
05 In Bars

Answer 4

GO talk to her.
Here's a great pickup line...
Hi or try good morning,
try to avoid any real pauses in the conversation,
here's the real trick...ask a question, then listen....
then ask a question related to the first one, skipping subjects can make you sound like your not really listening,
also if your mind wanders lke mine tends to, stare straight at her nose at all times, it looks like eye contact, its easy to maintain, and it also helps you NOT look at things that may get you into trouble. Yeah also, always try for the contact info, unless this is someone you see all the time, it never hurts to try.
Swing till you hit,
Good luck and God Bless

Answer 5

Pick a girl you are really interested in and then chase her around screaming "Must mate, must mate, I am the MAN!". You may also try clubbing her over the head and dragging her into you locker. I haven't seen it, but I hear that works.

Answer 6

start following around a girl that u like and after 2 or 3 days say hi
and then ask her if she wants to be ur girlfriend
if she says yes, then u r lucky
good luck

Answer 7

By getting off yahoo answers and actually doing some work by looking for one

Answer 8

Be yourself don't rush anything! If she is the one for you; you will know! Just don't get in a big hurry; theres plenty of time!

Answer 9

Go meet women and talk to them. Even a blind man can hit a baseball if he swings enough.

Answer 10

by gettin off the computer and meeting a girl in person instead of in a chat room!