Funny, Romantic, Poetry, Facts.....Anything will do!!!!
2006-06-13 21:47:12 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Consumer Electronics ➔ Cell Phones & Plans
I ran my fingers over your tight blue shirt,
Ripping them apart, I felt every inch of your naked body,
Putting my lips to you, I tasted your milky white substance,
Yum, you taste so darn good,
I love my OREO cookies. =P
2006-06-14 03:29:52 · answer #1 · answered by Sam, Vice President of the YAA 2 · 3⤊ 2⤋
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2017-02-17 00:53:39 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The intresting Text Messages I can tell you are, Sending prayers of faith in God to me, encouragement, advice, important matters that are ungent and educating me with messages.
2006-06-13 22:08:11 · answer #3 · answered by Ada Daddy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The three wise men arrived to visit the child lying in the manger. One of the wise men was exceptionally tall and bumped his head on the low doorway as he entered the stable. ‘Jesus Christ!’ he exclaimed.
Joseph said, ‘Write that down, Mary; it's better than Clyde!’
2006-06-13 22:16:42 · answer #4 · answered by kunex202 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart,
You are blessed with both!. FLATTERED?. Don't Be, it was sent to
me, I just wanted you to read it.
2. Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko
Dekha, Har Kaleen Ko Dekha, Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola... Maa
Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!
3. Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when
you wakeup today?
1)Pray, so that u may live...
2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
4. Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof,
shoof,woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof,
shoof.Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.
5. If u hide, i'll seek 4 u. If u r lost, i'll search 4 u. If u'll
leave, i'll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, i'll fight 4 u.
But, if u stop sending msgs, i'll kill you.
6. Beta bola "papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai". Papa bole, "Nahi
bete, abhi nahi". "Papa kyon ?" .......... "Bete abhi bandar SMS
padh raha hai"
7. I saw something in a shop window. It was stunning, cute, simply
adorable. I was supposed 2 buy it 4 u, then I realised it was my
reflection.
8. To live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ,
knowledge, way of ______expression & many more mental qualities. Hats
off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without them.
9. Once an angle came up to me & granted me a wish. I asked for "world
peace". That's impossible, he said. Then I asked himto give u
brains. He said "Let me try world peace"
10. Falling in love is a sweet ambition, finding true love is a life
time mission.. Take my word, follow the Pakistani tradition &
marry ur dad's ugly decision.
11. From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my
feelings for you have never changed. For me, you've always
been........... a headache !
12. 1 day you'll Be srprised to see ME beside YOU. YOU & ME laughing, YOU & ME crying, YOU & ME dreaming, YOU & ME holding on, YOU & ME... just YOU & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING YOU.
I cannot hide this from you any more. I don't want to hurt you and I
feel it's best if I tell u, before you hear it from someone else
............ Potato Prices Have Gone Up !
13. Maine puchha chand se "dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin", chand
ne kaha "saale itni upar se dikhta hai kya".
14. If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still
cute. If u fwd this, you are spreading that i'm cute & if u erase
this, you are jealous of me coz i'm cute!
15. Zindagi mein tum bahut aage jaaoge, kyonki jahan bhi tum jaooge,
sab kahenge, chal be chal aage chal.
16. I mixed RUM in water and got drunk. I mixed BRANDY in water and
got drunk. I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again. Now I have
decided never to drink water again !!!
17. Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness,
you gave me light. You gave me strength to make life bright. Thank
you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT.
2006-06-13 21:51:10 · answer #5 · answered by Shakeel 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are in bed I will send an angel to protect you
If you are sleeping I will send to angels to protect your dreams
If you're still awake, I will come there and we'll make the night Hell
2006-06-13 21:53:22 · answer #6 · answered by ice cream with chocolate 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My boyfriend (now fiance) had text this to me when we were dating for about a week. I saved it, along with others, so I can read them when I'm feeling down. It amazing when you know someone loves you unconditionally.
"You looked so beautiful tonight, when you're in your simplest form, you look so amazing...sleep well."
2006-06-13 22:03:52 · answer #7 · answered by uglyblondasian 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ever since i met u i learnt a lot of things from u. I didnt understand how & why. Then 2day i heard the proverb "WISE PEOPLE LEARN MORE FROM FOOLS"
2006-06-13 21:54:17 · answer #8 · answered by samuel_jones88 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't know about texts, but here is a useful fone number to give the creeeepy people that tend to hit on you at bars and such.....................215-618-1505.....trust me, this is funny!!!!!
2006-06-13 21:57:57 · answer #9 · answered by dopeysmoker 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BABY KEA GO NXANYA
2006-06-13 22:43:55 · answer #10 · answered by DZEDZEA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋