I mean, if it's silent must I really say "excuse me"? God forbid the interviewer should ask "Excuse what?". Then I'd have to say explain that I just farted or say "You'll see" or something really embarrassing like that. I know a decent company would never not hire a person just because they farted in the interview, but then denying it completely might put up a red flag as to what my behavior as an employee could be like. GOD! If I fart during a job interview--silent or loud--I should just get up and leave and forget that job, right? RIGHT? *sob*
2006-06-13 19:50:58 · 16 answers · asked by butt_boggle_4_all 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Interviewers smell nervous peoples farts all day. Don't say anything. They love it.
2006-06-13 19:55:32 · answer #1 · answered by Pup 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hello,
if its a silent fart but if it stinks the interviewer would know definitely that u have farted. but if there are more than 2 people in the same room - the interviewer wouldnt know if its u who had farted. lol
as for myself - i will remain silent - get the interview done. put on a pleasant facial expression. nothing tat reveals i hv just farted look! and leave the interview room in peace.
farting is natural - u cant stop it - it just happens!
2006-06-14 03:01:18 · answer #2 · answered by findslifefunnynamusing_gal 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all - I so totally love the picture and ID! Sleestack and Bull Winkle - a timeless combination! Now THAT's entertainment!
Secondly, I will say particularly in a job interiew you want to take responsibility for your actions. Here's what you do:
You put your hand to your mouth as if you coughed or burped and then say excuse me. The interviewer will think you had a quiet burp and will think nothing of it - but once the smell hits, he will understand why you said excuse me. Just as in PacMan, there is always a way out!
2006-06-14 02:57:28 · answer #3 · answered by carole 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It depends...
If it was a quiet, barely audible squeaky fart then I wouldn't get discouraged, there might still be a chance you'll get hired.
If you ripped a hole in your pants the size of Texas and let out a hazy yellow cloud so potent that it eats the paint off the walls then I would definitely dismiss any thoughts of them hiring you.
Good luck on your job search.
2006-06-14 02:59:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude ! u frettin over nuthin !
Fartin is a natural phenomenon. an average person "flatulates" at least 14 times A DAY !!!!
get it !? no big deal.......
pssst ****! besides, the interviewer would give u da job if he would hav farted before a candidate himself.....hah !
2006-06-14 03:22:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if it smelt really fruity (bad) then i think you should be proud to own up to it, but if its a weak smelling 1 i think i would stay quiet and say nothing, it would be great if your employer judged people on the strength of farts, as if u let out a really sweaty 1 then u would get the job....lol
2006-06-14 03:00:18 · answer #6 · answered by janine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know I think from the look of your photo you could get away from saying it was a greeting custom from your planet.
If the interviewer holds it against you I would take him or her to court for being alientist.
2006-06-14 02:55:47 · answer #7 · answered by Mr Hex Vision 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My lord, what does it take to Man Up to something as glorious as the fart.
2006-06-16 20:25:23 · answer #8 · answered by owllady 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I were you I would just act like it didn't happen maybe the interviewer might think he/she did and it snuck out, LOL! Just hope it never happens I'd be mortified if I were you.
2006-06-14 22:37:19 · answer #9 · answered by hbkheaven82 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Act as if nothing happened.If the interviewer inquires you can always use to famous stanbys: Who ever smelt it,dealt it,etc.Then you can leave with dignity.
2006-06-18 14:40:49 · answer #10 · answered by Professor Riddle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋