How can I stop a cop from writing me a speeding ticket?

Answer 1

By driving responsibly and following all traffic laws.

Answer 2

Not only was I speeding, but I drove in and out of a parking lot and crossed a double yellow line to get to a McDonald's before he caught me. I was wearing a low top and grinned a lot showing my newly whitened teeth. Got a way with a warning.

Answer 3

You can't stop him, but if they don't write down how fast you were speeding, the ticket will be dismissed. So maybe you can try to get him not to write down how fast you were going.

Answer 4

you actually just go the speed limit. but the way i alway's get out of getting a speeding ticket is i tell them oh well my speedodemeter was saying the right speed. it must be off. can you check it to see if it's off. and if they tell you no then you just ask where do i go get it check. and then just tell them that you are sorry and that you just got the car not to long ago and you will have to get it checked. and alot of time's it work's. it alway's worked for me.

Answer 5

Obey the posted speed limit and street signs. This is another fine example of how our generation loves excuses and not owning up to their actions.

Answer 6

my dad said carry a small bottle of water in your glove box and when you see the blue lights splash it on your pants and tell the cop you had to go to the restroom really bad..(i think its funny though)

Answer 7

This is a trick question, right? Don't speed!

Answer 8

ask him if he pulled you over to get you to purchase a ticket to the policemans ball,,,,typically policemen dont have balls.

one actually gave someone i know that response to that question. "mam, policemen dont have balls"

Answer 9

Don't speed.

Answer 10

By not speeding!!!