Do you have a safety tree?

Question

ggh, that is Nicky Hilton picking her nose. The avatar stays.

Answer 1

I do, but I think the rotten thing is broken or something, because ever since I have it I've broken my ankle and I've been hit over the head with the thermos flask, and that can't be the meaning of the safety tree.
Maybe it needs new batteries...

Answer 2

Yes, we have an orchard of safety trees we am so glad I do too, we are the only ones around for miles with safety trees. Whenever we experience an earthquake, we just remember to check my safety tree orchard to make sure that everything is safe and most of the time it is. So, as an after thought we decided to plant an orchard of money trees right next to the safty trees, we are in process of the first years harvest, at least that what I was told by the company that sold us the saftey trees. I can hardly wait for the money to be harvested!!!! I highly recommend them if you are considering planting some. Here are some pictures of our trees below:

Answer 3

I'm on the third floor (European--by NA standards it's the fourth) and there's a tree I would aim for if I had to jump off the balcony. It's little though (lower than the balcony) and might be too far to land on, so I don't know if I'd break my neck anyway. And it's probably not worth even the promise of 10 points to give you a definitive answer.

Answer 4

No. The birds kept eating the seeds so we tried it in a jar on the window sill and William kept drinking the water. Then we tried it under the heat lamps in the basement but we lost them in the drug raid. I know someone who is a safety tree rights activist but I'm still too shy to ask her for help.

Answer 5

I have an avacado tree and two eucaplyptus trees in the backyard, and two oaks in the front.
An earring tree, a shoe tree
and a family tree.
even an old aluminium Christmas tree,
but alas, I have no safety tree.

Answer 6

I could simplest placed embellishes out of his achieve, and perhaps placed the tree up subsequent to strong matters like tables so it wont fall over. Sure, this could seem bizarre, however whats the choice? Him knocking it over and the dog getting harm? Or choking on an decoration? haha

Answer 7

I do, but alot of our tree members are dropping us because my son keeps making prank calls to our tree members and posting the codes on the internet, so our tree is down to a few hanging limbs.

Answer 8

how insensitive of you to ask this question, i was struck by lightning while standing under my safety tree... additionally the priest incident happened while playing hide-and-go-seek... you should have know both these things so now i am reporting you!

Answer 9

WHAT'S A SAFETY TREE? IS THAT WHERE YOU MEET OUTSIDE IN CASE OF FIRE OR EMERGENCY?

Answer 10

Of course. Doesn't everybody?