I've been dying to tell you anything you wanna hear...?

Question

So... what do you wanna hear?

Well, a couple people wanna be cheered up. Your wish is my command. This is... sorta adult oriented, but it's definitely not what you think (unless you've read it before).

http://www.eroticaforher.com/jokes/cybersexjoke.shtml

ok, nice_libra_guy... I'll tell you, but it doesn't mean you get points for it. "your answer is best"... there, feel better? hee hee.

jayslug: Have you been working out? Lookin' good, buddy!

And kat: I would've told you you'd have a day tomorrow, but I couldn't be there to be your guardian angel. And besides, that was yesterday, and I just now checked back, so... how was your day?

Very nice piccy dory. Lookin' good!

SmileyCat: I bet you can't go to sleep at night unless your shoes are pointing in the same direction. lol

You'd probably have a coronary if you looked into my room. I'm the worst Pack-Chipmunk you've ever seen. Have fun with that pressure washer. Concrete? bleach. Straight bleach. Work it in with a brush for a bit, and hit it with your new pressure washer. Not so good for the groundwater, tho. I wouldn't use much.

Answer 1

Tell me that my answer is the best!!!!

Now what else cud i want to hear from you?

Answer 2

I want you to tell me how to get stains out of a patio...one to many burgers fallen on the concrete? Don't know.....
Took a high powered pressure washer to it and had fun for a couple of hours blasting it too an almost new look...'cept for them there stains.....Anal cleaner....couldn't sleep....
M U S T..... R E M O V E .....S T A I N kept poppin in my head like sheep jumpin' over a fence....though it was one stain after another.........You think that's wierd you should hear some of my dreams.....buts that's a different question you can ask !!! hehe

SmileyCat : )

Answer 3

I would like to hear the unwrapping of a smooth and creamy galaxy chocolate bar, or even better would be a cadburys chocolate bar being eaten, by me!
You could also just tell me if you like my new piccy. Thank you little chipmonk dude. :)

Answer 4

sumthing 2 cheer me up b-cuz im going through a break up

Answer 5

i prefer to take heed to that folk arent as undesirable as they seem. that society isnt getting ruder and ruder each 2d. i choose you to inform me that theres gonna be a 2d love revloution@

Answer 6

can you tell me if i will have a good day tomorrow?

thanks

Answer 7

You like my picture.

Answer 8

tell me something that will make me laugh..i am pretty sad right now

Answer 9

Whatever u r dying to say...

Answer 10

nothing