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2006-06-13 15:38:19 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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There once was a little girl named Dasani. She was a very special little girl because she had toe cancer. One day as she was skipping through the forest she came across a squirrel named Stream. The squirrel noticed that the girl had a corn looking thing on her toe. Stream told Dasani that if she gave him 4 nuts that he would chew off the corn on her toe. Dasani agreed and gave the squirrel 4 nuts. After Stream chewed the corn off her foot she ran home to tell her mom. 1 month later Dasani was skipping through the forest when Stream jumped out and screamed "YOU GAVE ME CANCER B****" then he died.

2006-06-13 15:44:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5 5

There once was a village idiot that lived in Texas and he decided he wanted to rule his country. So he got his brother and a bunch of crooked people to put him into office. Once there, the idiot bad man told lots and lots of lies to people. Also he was very rich (so was his family and all his friends) but he wanted more and more money, so some of his lies he told to the people of the country he ruled were about a country that had lots of oil. Now, he knew that he could get more rich if he controlled the oil, so he sent the brave young men and women of the country he rulled to fight a war in that oil country. Many of them lost their lives, or were so hurt that they lost legs, arms, lost their sight, and more. But the brave young men and women were made to stay in that oil country for the ruler of the their country. Even though there was no real true reason for them to be there, dying and being disabled. The evil, villiage idiot continuted to tell lots of lies to the people of the country, to try to fool them, so he could keep the brave young men and women fighting his war, so he could make all kinds of money for himself, his family and his friends. As scary as this story is, it is even more scary because the evil villiage idiot plans to never let the brave young men and women come home to their familes (husbands, wives, children, parents, brothers, sisters, etc), because the longer he keeps them there, the more money he and his people can make. And this evil villiage idiot, who now rules the country he was born in, does not believe in the laws of his country and he does not have to follow them or obey them, because he is ruler and the laws do not apply to him. So he does what ever he wants, while he has brave young men and women dieing so he can get more and more rich, and destroying his country while being it's ruler.

2006-06-13 22:56:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Once there was love and friendship in my heart..we travled down the road of trust...friendship..and love..we could tell one another our lifes pains..never to judge one another..but time did not stand still for us..suddenly she was taken away..my best friend..and a part of me died with her..and forever am i changed

2006-06-13 23:50:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

see there were these three bears right, and they went for a walk in the woods and this red hooded chick went into their house and ate their grub,and sat in their chairs and broke stuff and then went up stairs and too a snooze in one of the beds and then these bears came back see and they found this chick in the house and woke her up and shoved her in this big pot and had her for supper since she ate all their food they needed something to eat...the end.

2006-06-13 22:50:31 · answer #4 · answered by captures_sunsets 7 · 0 0

once upon a time there was a boy that farted, the end

2006-06-13 22:41:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

My life story

Mon -I wake up, take a shower, eat breakfast, drive to work, work, eat lunch, work, drive home, eat dinner, watch tv, sleep.

Tue -I wake up, take a shower, eat breakfast, drive to work, work, eat lunch, work, drive home, eat dinner, watch tv, sleep.

Wed wake up, take a shower, eat breakfast, drive to work, work, eat lunch, work, drive home, eat dinner, watch tv, sleep.

Thu -I wake up, take a shower, eat breakfast, drive to work, work, eat lunch, work, drive home, eat dinner, watch tv, sleep.

Fri -I wake up, take a shower, eat breakfast, drive to work, work, eat lunch, work, drive home, eat dinner, watch tv, sleep.

Sat -Party, Party and Party

Sun -Party, Party and Party

Lather, rinse and repeat

2006-06-13 22:48:05 · answer #6 · answered by Bent 5 · 0 0

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