if a woodchuck were anything like chuck norris, it wouldnt need to chuck wood. The wood would chuck itself off the trees, in fear of being roundhouse kicked to little splinters.
2006-06-13 15:15:52
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answer #1
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answered by Steven B 6
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The Chuck would be the Norris if the Norris could chuck woodchuck if the woodchuck would Chuck Norris..
Or, Unique New York Unique New York Unique New York.
Either way, Chuck Norris gets chucked.
2006-06-13 22:17:05
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answered by fatalleycat41 3
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A woodchuck would chuck as many chucks of wood as a woodchuck could if a would chuck could chuck norris
2006-06-13 22:19:32
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answered by MzzandtheChuchuBees 5
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1 Chuck Norris wood, but only if Chuck would chuck woodchucks
2006-06-13 22:19:34
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answered by Raymond L 1
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Chuck Norris would never be chucked by a lowly woodchuck. The woodchuck would be chucked quite far though. :)
2006-06-13 22:15:15
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answered by KansasSpice 4
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If the woodchuck was busy chucking "norris", it wouldn't have time to chuck wood. So, none is my answer.
2006-06-13 22:18:38
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answer #6
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answered by valkyria 4
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That there woodchuck would chuck 47 kilograms of wood. It couldn't be more obvious!
2006-06-13 22:17:17
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answered by Alex 2
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Two Bruce Lees
2006-06-13 22:15:46
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answered by Ryan 2
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about 2 Jackie Chans
2006-06-13 22:14:34
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answered by ? 4
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She sells sea shells by the Steven Segal
2006-06-13 22:15:55
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answered by Anonymous
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