(For ex. First Open your bathroom, door, then close the door )
2006-06-13 15:03:54 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Etc.......
2006-06-13 15:04:19 · update #1
Open bathroom door
Close bathroom door
Sit on the toilet
Do your thing
Wipe several times until remains are gone
Flush
Wash hands
Open door
Close door
Thats all there is to it. Why don't you try it right now!
2006-06-13 15:08:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
my bathroom door is always open, i don't close it unless i have company, i sit on the toilet, pee, play with my cats, then i grab the tissue when i feel like getting up, wipe front to back, stand up, flush and then put the toilet seat down before my cats jump in.
2006-06-13 15:08:11 · answer #2 · answered by Truth Hurts 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't--I'm a wolf (hence my username). I just lift my right, hind leg, and let 'er rip. Then I bury my poo. No, I don't sniff it first--that's for dogs. What? You've never seen a talking wolf? Go out and rent: "The Chronicles of Narnia". And what about Little Red Riding Hood? Hmmm? The wolf in that story was my cousin! (LOL).
2006-06-13 15:11:12 · answer #3 · answered by Road Trip 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Use a big banana leaf to wipe it, or wear some diapers from Johnsons and Johnsons.
2006-06-13 15:07:09 · answer #4 · answered by Trapz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well first of all it depends on what kind of sitting i had. if it was short and everything just flows out, i just wipe softly, and if it was lenghthy i require a bit more strenght in my swipe to ensure cleanliness, hahaha. its funny to answer a question so seriously but thats how it is.
2006-06-13 15:09:16 · answer #5 · answered by thepopcornplaya 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just go outside, look for a pinecone, and then use it to swipe downwards on my buttocks. Pinecones also help to get rid of the dingleberries!
2006-06-13 15:08:29 · answer #6 · answered by smokinjoexxiii 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
does that really interest you is it a main topic of ur favor well im me and I will explain it to u if u really want 2 know in detail(if thats the only thing u want 2 know.
2006-06-13 15:08:41 · answer #7 · answered by Hea Dude ! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eeeeeeeeeew! well take da paper and wipe till it's clean, eeww, stupid Q, only a 3 year old would say that
2006-06-13 15:08:13 · answer #8 · answered by girly_koda 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
With toilet paper! Or a JC Penney catalog page or a leaf in an emergency. :)
2006-06-13 15:07:41 · answer #9 · answered by valkyria 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
open door, leave door open, sit, take a poop, use hand cuz no toilet paper in house, get up, wash hand really really really well.
2006-06-13 15:05:40 · answer #10 · answered by teambargain 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋