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She told me to ask you guys cause you are so smart

2006-06-13 14:21:32 · 16 answers · asked by Airplanegirl 6 in Social Science Other - Social Science

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What am i going to do with you !! Okay get some very dark shades, a 4 foot stick, got it, ok now take 10 paces to the left, now 2 paces straight, 5 paces to the right, take another right now 4 paces, now left 5 paces, another left 2 paces, now if your still with me, take off the glasses, bop your head twice, while your eyes are closed with your cane, now open em . You can see now huh. OK now charge this time... Dr.JuJu

2006-06-13 17:58:07 · answer #1 · answered by Jujeaux 6 · 3 0

You can pinch yourself and hope and pray it was just a bad dream. Other wise wait for the shock to wear off and you'll get your site back.

2006-06-14 09:04:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Take a carrot and clean out your ears

Also wear some garlic cloves

Good Luck and God Bless!!

2006-06-13 22:16:43 · answer #3 · answered by msqtech 7 · 0 0

as you know I have been practicing hypnosis, and what you now need is for me to hypnotize you so you can forget the memory that is burnt into your conscience and sub-conscience mind..and I need to put these subtle hypnotic mind implants into your mind so you totally forget what you saw.
so please make an appointment with me and I can get this all straightened out..
and make your mom wear a cow bell so you know where she is at all times..
good luck
smile

2006-06-14 04:43:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Wow that's tough...and the thing is, I have the perfect solution but you can't see it! Oh the agony and the irony of it all!!!

2006-06-13 23:24:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Take your hands off your eyes. There now - all better.

2006-06-13 14:29:17 · answer #6 · answered by Granny Fran 5 · 1 0

Is your name Thebes?

2006-06-13 14:36:54 · answer #7 · answered by blueberryflapjack 1 · 0 0

you should think about other things and you will not think about your naked mother!

2006-06-13 14:27:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Therapy, my dear,
years and years of therapy.

2006-06-13 14:25:02 · answer #9 · answered by NoPoaching 7 · 0 0

It's too late. I'm sorry, you may never see again.

2006-06-14 03:22:44 · answer #10 · answered by MojoMan 6 · 1 0

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