2006-06-13 13:16:02 · 10 answers · asked by whtsgnon 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Comics & Animation
ballhair............ just plain ballhair............. i was walking down the street in DC last week, and some psycho guy just yelled it out.... i laughed my a** off!!!!!!
Jess
2006-06-13 15:08:58 · answer #1 · answered by Jess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Three men on a deserted island.
A Catholic Priest, a Methodist Minister, and a Hindu Holy Man.
(You know that Hindus are of backwards thinking, right.)
The three men have been on this island for 20 years when a bottle washes up on it's shores. The three men fight each other desperately for the bottle- while this happens, a genie pops out! The three men look up at the genie, which scares them at first with his loud booming voice and the genie says, "Normally I give one master three wishes, but since there are three of you, I will grant each of you one wish."
The Catholic Preist says, "I want to go home, back to my church."
The genie waved his arm in the sky- and the Preist went home.
Next came the Methodist Minister, who pretty much asked for the same thing, "I want to go home to my family and my congregation."
The genie again waved his arm in the sky- and the Minister went home.
Next came the Hindu Holy Man, who was kind of proud of himself for ending up with the bottle, who looked up and down the deserted beach and realized that he was all alone. So he looked up at the genie and said, "Gee wiz, I sure am lonely around here, I wish those two guys were back."
The genie waved his arm in the sky, and the Priest and the Minister returned to the deserted island.
Any money says that there was only two guys left on that island if the Priest and the Minister had anything to say or do about it.
2006-06-13 20:37:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If u r sad watch anime! Like the guy b4 me said! But I'm more into Fruits Basket, and Full Metal panic! If u wanna laugh watch them! They r so hilarious! Then watch Full Metal Panic the second raid!
2006-06-13 21:13:18 · answer #3 · answered by asianangel7992 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to www.Myspace.com and go to videos. In the search bar, type in "You sexy thing". Then you'll see some choices. Click on the one with a mouse. This made me laugh alot. I hope you feel better. If you need anything, ask another question tomorrow or sometime or IM me.
2006-06-13 20:40:42 · answer #4 · answered by Sam ^_^ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, do you know/like Naruto? if you do click the link below, its full of funny pics and stuff of Naruto, though you might already knoe them........there's also like a few FMA comics and inuyasha too! ^_____^ I hope you get better, you will, so don't fret!
2006-06-13 20:51:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why did the cookie went to the doctor?
because it had the crumbles.
2006-06-13 20:25:35 · answer #6 · answered by music 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm.....instead of funny (maybe if you laugh) i will say something random
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i like little stars with shiny on it!
2006-06-13 20:37:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
check this link.
if you're not laughing, you must be dead.
or...whateva.
2006-06-13 23:46:52 · answer #8 · answered by lifedrain 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like what? a joke? i don't know one
2006-06-13 20:21:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-06-13 20:28:01 · answer #10 · answered by ~Gothic Beauty~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋