I have been searching all my life. Can someone please tell me the precise exact location of the HOLY GRAIL.?

Answer 1

The Grail is a completely fabricated item; it is not mentioned in the bible at all.

Here's The Straight Dope:

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/030404.html

Answer 2

the Holy Grail was the dish, plate, or cup used by Jesus at the Last Supper, said to possess miraculous powers. the Grail was long buried beneath Rosslyn Chapel, but in recent decades its guardians had it relocated to a secret chamber embedded in the floor beneath the Inverted Pyramid near the Louvre Museum. The museum roped off the exact location mentioned by Brown, lest visitors inflict any damage in a more or less serious attempt to access the supposed hidden chamber.

Answer 3

If I told you, then you would tell someone else (I know, you'll swear that you can keep a secret, but you'll have to tell someone), and then my secret will be out. And then I'll have all of these crazy people at my door, knocking down my fence, terrorizing my cats, keeping my mailman from delivering my Victoria's Secret catalogs, etc.

It's not worth the risk.

The Grail will stay right here, on top of my mantel. I touch it every night after I turn off the softcore porn movie on Cinemax, on my way to bed.

It really is beautiful, you know.
A true work of art.


Trust me.

Answer 4

It's Mary Magdalene.

Jesus' wife.

She is the Holy Grail because she bore Jesus' child.

Simple as that my friend.

Answer 5

Ask Dan Brown, he knows!

Answer 6

It's inside one's heart, and when you uncover it, let it show and make the world a better place.

Answer 7

oh saruh, you only wish it was that simple.. but Mary was not His wife, nor was Jesus ever married, or had any children

Answer 8

Nobody knows where it is, or even if it still is around.

Answer 9

My cat has it, and she AIN'T gonna give it up so forget it.