2006-06-13 12:50:17 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
I'd have to go with the Kennedy family. Only the joke is on the constituents.
And who's the pussy up there saying you shouldn't eat meat? Get some protein, you ******.
2006-06-13 12:56:29 · answer #1 · answered by meathead76 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Don't worry about Hillary, I really don't think she is running. Conventional wisdom be damned. Also, good Conservative friend, she is not that liberal. She has come to the center of the pack, and has been able to work well with the Conservatives in the Senate. Also, don't gloat over Bush, he is nothing to brag about. Hell, the man could not even run a baseball team. And as far as this "war" is concerned, how smart is it to go after the wrong target?
2006-06-13 19:59:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just finished reading Ann Coulter's new book: Godless. Some of the best liberal jokes I've heard are from her.
I've been a conservative for years now, but her latest book made a few connections about liberals that I hadn't thought of before. I recommend reading it (not for liberals though) :D
2006-06-13 20:56:36 · answer #3 · answered by Eric578 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"The anti-gay marriage amendment: The president endorsed it. The Senate discussed it. I'm pretty sure Jerry Falwell masturbated to it."
~ Jon Stewart
2006-06-13 20:06:09 · answer #4 · answered by oaksterdamhippiechick 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your bio reads:
"No patience for mindless, knee-jerk drivel from hippy wannabe liberal's who contort reality, fear facts and spew baseless, inane, biased opinions."
WOW. Good thing you hate "biased opinions"! I'm glad Bush hasn't contorted reality, because that would be...Oh wait, never mind.
2006-06-13 19:53:38 · answer #5 · answered by kanjjn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You don't like us much, do you? What did we ever do to you?
Maybe you shouldn't eat so much meat and spend so much time in front of a computer. Get out and enjoy nature or something.
2006-06-13 19:54:13 · answer #6 · answered by Professor Chaos386 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To me, it would be flip-flop Kerry.
Kerry: "I support the war on Iraq........
Lies that he was tricked into voting for the war.
Kerry: " I never supported the war in Iraq."
When Iraq is finally able to support itself, and our troops come home, and it will.
Kerry: "I always said that the war in Iraq was nessesary"
I can almost bet on it.
2006-06-13 22:18:40 · answer #7 · answered by Huevos Rancheros 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well , I was going to say that but now I will go for #2. Ted Kennedy. ( or any Kennedy for that matter )
2006-06-13 19:58:20 · answer #8 · answered by gun grunt 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definitely a big joke, but really not that funny!!
2006-06-13 19:53:54 · answer #9 · answered by colorados_lost_rose 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
me? well its a conservative joke really. the answer was:
"Bush."
a-hahahahaha.
2006-06-13 19:53:57 · answer #10 · answered by johnny_zondo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋