2006-06-13 11:55:38 · 21 answers · asked by snowy dragon 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
It’s funny that this question should be asked. For years, Professor Ludwig Mozen of MIT has been studying animals and their relationships and interaction with the human species. He was trying to determine if animals recognized famous celebrities, and if so, which ones? For the most part, the only celebrities that would partake in the experiments were members of PETA. The professor had strict guidelines and criteria for the experiments. He was using cows, pigs, horses, and goats in a controlled environment. They would graze on grass in a field in a rural area, just outside of Scranton, Pa. The doctor would bring the celebrity onto the field, gingerly escorting them towards the livestock, carefully avoiding dung along the way. Pamela Anderson, attired in a stylish halter top with knee length boots and a jean skirt, was the first celebrity to be involved in the experiment, which was aptly labeled “The Silicone Jungle”. Ms. Anderson walked through the field, her magnificent breasts bouncing, excited by the prospect of being recognized. When she arrived at the designation, a few cows looked up for a second, disinterest and disdain clearly evident, and then went back to their grazing ways. One of the horses snorted for a moment, but not due to Pamela Anderson’s appearance. Then things got bizarre. Pamela Anderson started talking, very loudly, outraged that the very animals that she had fought for were oblivious to her. Dr. Mozen tried to calm her down, to no avail. She got louder and louder, screaming obscenities. In what could only be described as a desperate move, she whipped off her halter top and started pinching her nipples to get their attention. One goat looked up for a second, but quickly looked down in shame and embarrassment. Dr. Mozen, despite being aroused by what was taking place, tried to appease Ms. Anderson by asking her to remove her skirt, as perhaps the animals would then notice her. She did as he requested, and still the animals ignored her. He asked her to bend over, as perhaps an animal might then take a quick glance. They continued to eat their grass, without as much as a glance her way. Dr. Mozen suggested, that perhaps Ms. Anderson should "talk dirty", while bent over, with a seductive and sexy voice. Ms. Anderson complied, and the animals continued grazing, not looking up at all.
Dr. Mozen, on the other hand, became less than professional at this point, and relieved himself on the grass with a loud groan, while staring Ms. Anderson’s considerable assets, as she continued to pose bent over. The experiment did prove that animals did not recognize famous people.
Dr. Mozen continued dragging celebrities to the rural farmland, hoping to recapture the magic of his moment with the voluptuous Ms. Anderson, but sadly was unable to relive that initial excitement. As a footnote, the animals did become much more agitated and excited at the appearance of one celebrity, Mr. Rory Emerald. In fact, Dr. Mozen reported in his journal that the animals appeared to be sexually stimulated by Mr. Emerald’s appearance, especially when he sweet talked them.
2006-06-14 03:53:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 4⤋
They see famous people for what they really are. People
2006-06-13 18:59:59 · answer #2 · answered by giddy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because while they are smart, they don't know the difference between celebrities and non-celebrities. Besides their owners, the celebrity is just another person to them. Or as one of my favorite comedians said "It's just another big animal".
2006-06-13 18:59:24 · answer #3 · answered by ddevilish_txnfml 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Animals don't care if you're famous or not.
2006-06-13 18:59:36 · answer #4 · answered by Kitty Lucy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I beg to differ - the Queen's corgis get very excited when they see her and Prince Phillip.
2006-06-13 18:59:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They don't care if someone is famous. Only if they have food!
2006-06-13 18:59:02 · answer #6 · answered by ladysodivine 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because they don`t have a brain that mean they don`t think that is mean that they don`t know famous people just like when u met some one you don`t know in the street u don`t know him cause you did not see him before
2006-06-13 19:00:30 · answer #7 · answered by hania 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because they dont know they are famous to them a lion is famous its the king!
2006-06-13 18:59:35 · answer #8 · answered by lilhapgrl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! thats funny junk right there LOL. um i dont really know. i guess they dotn wach movies an tv. but maybe tunkerbell might get excited when she sees paris hilton : )
2006-06-13 18:59:26 · answer #9 · answered by Team Jacob :) ||kiki♥|| 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They don't keep up with human pop culture but i betcha if lassie came around their tails would be a waggin!!
2006-06-13 18:59:18 · answer #10 · answered by Michelle F 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because animals know that it's just another human...and humans are just weird like that
2006-06-13 18:58:20 · answer #11 · answered by pegasuskitty 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋