Here’s another question I have. How come when it’s us, it’s an abortion, and when it’s a chicken, it’s an omelette? Are we so much better than chickens all of a sudden? When did this happen, that we passed chickens in goodness. Name 6 ways we’re better than chickens. See, nobody can do it! You know why? ‘Cause chickens are decent people. You don’t see chickens hanging around in drug gangs, do you? No, you don’t see a chicken strapping some guy into a chair and hooking up his nuts to a car battery, do you? When’s the last chicken you heard about come home from work and beat the **** out of his hen, huh? Doesn’t happen, ’cause chickens are decent people.
2006-06-13 11:02:23 · 10 answers · asked by Tom Fry 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
if i say yes, will you give me the 10 points?
2006-06-18 09:07:34 · answer #1 · answered by drunken pumpkin 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
The chicken isn't ending the life of it's own egg. Some are unfertilized. When a fertilized chicken egg is disturbed, it is a human that does it. We go to cook an omelette, break open the egg, and it's a bloody fertilized egg, then WE trash it, not the hen that laid it. Therefore, the analogy is good for comedy, but makes no logical sense in a real discussion.
2006-06-13 11:10:25 · answer #2 · answered by cop350zx 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I totally agree. George Carlin is awesome. He makes alot of good points. Like, "N.I.M.B.Y." for example. Everyone wants to help the home less, but " Not In My Back Yard"
2006-06-13 11:11:16 · answer #3 · answered by masterofshadowz 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I value a human life alot more then I do a chicken's life. I mean that's just me
2006-06-13 11:10:09 · answer #4 · answered by pheynx25 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love my George Carlin! If I had more restraint I would be a vegetarian because of this. when did he say this? so funny.
2006-06-13 11:07:55 · answer #5 · answered by doomonyou! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think you might be full of chicken stuff. What makes you think of this stuff.
2006-06-13 11:05:30 · answer #6 · answered by JustJoiningTheFun 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't care about chickens. I just care about chicks!
2006-06-13 11:05:27 · answer #7 · answered by Junk Head 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he has a lot of better stuff that isnt his best work-keep the peace old hippie
2006-06-13 11:10:18 · answer #8 · answered by bergice 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chickens are better than people. people are horrible. not all, but in general. geez, chickens are better than us...
2006-06-13 11:07:12 · answer #9 · answered by MyGreenCivic 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
favorite carlin quote:
Sh*t, p*ss, F*ck, C*nt, C*ocksucker, M*therf*cker, and t**s
2006-06-13 11:14:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋