she is a mean hag and says she divorced bcause i put a spell on her. i live in the 21st. century aight.
2006-06-13 10:25:06 · 9 answers · asked by ashley j 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
I'm sorry but that's kind of funny! *giggle* Well, I would really mess with her head. Might not be too productive, but it would be fun. Tell her your great-great-great-great-grandfather was Merlin, and that you have a few manuscripts handed down through your family from Morgana le Fay with many handy spells and curses. You might also tell her casually that you found a very handy one recently to shut up evil beings, and make humans into little pets! If you want to take the childish approach, tell her it takes one witch to know the other, and that her husband divorced her because she was being a witch (with a b). You could also just ignore her, and tell your husband the problem. If he doesn't believe you, tape a conversation and show it to him.
2006-06-13 10:43:59 · answer #1 · answered by tishamania2003 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Is your sister-in-law delusional? Tell her if she doesn't quit spreading such gossip, that you are going to put a spell on her mouth. That should shut her up, if she really believes "you have the power"!!!
2006-06-13 10:32:58 · answer #2 · answered by smplyme132 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her if she doesnt shut up or stop accussing you, you're going to put another spell on her! Make her blind and enlarge her lips so it'll be heavy for her to move her talkative lips!
vooo-booo-luuu--laaaa-ahhhhh-
there u go! hehehehe
2006-06-13 11:26:18 · answer #3 · answered by lk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just ignore her. Hopefully you don't have that many oportunities to deal with her. if your husband doesn't know she is harassing you, make a tape of it and play it for him. The woman probly needs medical help.
2006-06-13 10:30:16 · answer #4 · answered by ralahinn1 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell her she is right, you are a witch but you were not the spell caster. that you know harry potter and you have your broom and magic wand. tell her to stop accusing you or you will place a spell on her.
2006-06-13 10:31:32 · answer #5 · answered by smiths j 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds like the evil witch (you) should put a hex on her, right??? ha ha ha...and last i checked witchcraft is NOT a crime, but maybe slander is....
2006-06-13 10:30:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to ignore her and be the mature one obviously she is either young or dumb
2006-06-13 10:34:06 · answer #7 · answered by Best answer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell her to stop or you really will put the mo jo on her!
2006-06-13 10:29:33 · answer #8 · answered by sorrells316 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
please witchcraft is sooooo stupid!
2006-06-13 10:28:10 · answer #9 · answered by pShiMcOOl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋