ever heard or used on anyone?? did they work?
2006-06-13 08:52:49 · 50 answers · asked by cali_gal716 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
girl... you so fine you make me want to get a job
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2006-06-26 14:33:35 · answer #1 · answered by Starscream 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
The dumbest pick up line i have ever heard was more like an insult rather than a pick line. I was in Northrigde CA visiting a friend one evening and we took a walk around the his appartment. And as we were about to reenter the gates to go inside, there was this female who yealled out, "ooo look at those skinny legs." she hurried up to catch up with us and start giving me the third degree on why i was hanging around the appartment.
After realizing that, her tactics was very sloppy, I Invited her to come and worship God with me. AHHH that was the only way that i could get rid of her. Becasue she declined.
Oh yeah she didn't look all that great either. :))
2006-06-27 03:58:26 · answer #2 · answered by starchildx31 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
(1) I've been playing the field all night, with you I'm going to hit a homerun.
(2) Hey baby, let's play war. I'll lay on the ground and you can blow the hell out of me.
(3) If you don't dance with me, do I have to give your father all that money back?
(4) How about pizza and a f__k?, What, you don't like pizza?
2006-06-26 09:26:45 · answer #3 · answered by Brad 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I had jury duty and I was standing outside the courthouse on a break when this man walked up to me with a heavy bronx (NY) accent and said "I wanna do da dawg wit chew"
2006-06-25 04:59:58 · answer #4 · answered by eddie9551 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I was actually with my fiancé, we were in a bar and this guy walks up to me and says (right in front of my fiancé) cumon baby lets get out of here and have some real fun. I could see if Jon(fiancé) was standing across the room, but he had his arm around my waist!
2006-06-13 09:00:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
At a bar, two hot girls asked my friend and I if we could save their seats while they went to the restroom. My friend actually said no. When they asked why, he said because his doctor said he couldn't sit down because of his hemmorhoids (he was joking). They acted completely disgusted and walked away, but at the end of the night one of them went home with my friend. He wasn't great looking, but he could always say the most unbelievably rude things to women and they would still go home with him. Not my kind of women, but oh well!
2006-06-13 08:58:27 · answer #6 · answered by vw 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
look her in the eyes, not in the breast. Be genuinely interested. Hear what she is saying, and be sure your response is to her, not her body-- unless that is what she is saying. Know enough to know when you arenot in dep enough, and when you are in too deep.You don't have to be rockerfeller, or einstien, or clinton-- She wants you to be you. Its surprising how often a girl will love a man who simply knows, ot at least looks like he knows, what she wants. I'm ugly as dirt but I am never alone,so it works.
2006-06-24 10:31:41 · answer #7 · answered by mr.phattphatt 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I had a small crush on this guy so I was surprised one day when he came up to me and asked "Do you have any Puerto Rican in you?" I was gonna answer, then he said "Do you want some?"! Funny thing is, I'm half Puerto Rican!
2006-06-13 09:12:35 · answer #8 · answered by Pink Princess 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I once had a bike messenger in an elevator (it was just the two of us) ask me how I was doing. When I replied "I'm fine," he came back with "I know you fine, I asked how you DOIN' "
I laughed for the rest of the ride to the ground floor.
2006-06-13 08:57:03 · answer #9 · answered by ciaobella_usa 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He: So what do you do for a living?
She: Female impersonator.
"I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
"It's in the phone book."
"But I don't know your name."
"That's in the phone book too."
"What sign were you born under?"
"No Parking."
"I want to give myself to you."
"Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
"I can tell that you want me."
"Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you... to leave."
"Hey, baby, What's your sign?"
"Stop."
"Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
"Sorry, I don't date outside my species."
"Your body is like a temple."
"Sorry, there are no services today."
"I'd go through anything for you."
"Good! Let's start with your bank account."
Guy: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
Girl: "Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore."
"Your place or mine?"
"Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
He: So, wanna go back to my place?
She: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?
After hearing a pickup line:
I like your approach, now let's see your departure.
Q: Does beauty run in your family?
A: It obviously doesn't in yours!
Q: What's your name sexy?
A: Taken!
Q: Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?
A: Yeah, but this time don't stop!
He: Your legs go clear up to your ***.
She: Most peoples' do!
He: What`s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
She: What`s it like being the biggest liar in the world?
"I can see forever in your eyes."
Response: "But all I can see is never in yours."
"I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included."
Response: "Thanks! Hey, I saw your name next to jerk."
2006-06-22 12:07:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do u work for UPS, cause ur checkin' out my package.
Is there a mirror in your pocket, cause I can see myself in ur pants.
Did the sun come out, or r u just smiling.
2006-06-13 09:37:54 · answer #11 · answered by The Cookanator 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋