2006-06-13 08:00:56 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Men's Health
What color is it normally?
What exactly is the problem? Do you think you will be embarassed because you have a bruised and abused penis? Try Cover Girl foundation along with some dark circle conceler for those darker bruises. Also might try a bit of lip plumper to give your penis that full, fresh look. Lastly cancel your appointment and stay home...now that your penis is looking so pretty I am sure you won't want to waste time seeing the doctor!
2006-06-13 08:05:24 · answer #1 · answered by Pop S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a little bit late to worry about that dude! If the doc asks, just tell him you used too much pressure while jacking off. Believe me he will understand and just tell you to take it easy from now on. Might be best to give that sucker a rest for a couple of days before the next physical...and take it easy the rest of the year. Jacking off should NOT give you a black and blue weenie!
2006-06-13 10:03:17 · answer #2 · answered by doctor feelgood 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just say you fell down the stairs while you were cleaning.
2006-06-13 08:55:16 · answer #3 · answered by Ouros 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bad luck. Now everybody will know you're a dirty little monkey.
2006-06-13 08:06:21 · answer #4 · answered by zenan p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok so whats tha point in this question? and i really dont see why boys masturbate jus go find a girl like me
2006-06-13 08:03:42 · answer #5 · answered by ~SEXII MAMII~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cancel your physical and go visit either a prostitute or a psychologist...
2006-06-13 10:17:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don,t choke your chicken that tight next time.
2006-06-13 08:29:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If they ask - just say that you had a "blow your mind" hand job.
2006-06-13 08:02:26 · answer #8 · answered by Therapy girl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's not a question buddy
p.s. get a girlfriend
2006-06-13 08:02:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Use a hammer.
2006-06-13 08:03:35 · answer #10 · answered by Milu 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋