come on, more pratical jokes pls...?

Answer 1

i once got my mate to phone my teacher up & ask him out on a date

Answer 2

The next time you go to hand off a small object, like a piece of gum, to your friend, pull the item away just as they are about to grasp it. Repeat this several times and watch then get annoyed very quickly. It can be very frustrating for the person on the other end. After doing this on several different occasions, your friends will either yank the item from your hand or just wait there until you actually place it in their hand. If they wait for you with an outreached hand, gently lay the object down in their palm and say, "I'm sorry, look, just take it." When you see their fingers start to curl, yank it away again! This will really get them pumped. Now is the time when you smack them in the mouth and call them a hypocrite. Ok, maybe you don't need to smack them in the mouth but you should at least call them a name or two.

Once your friends start to catch on, they may say things like "I'm not playing your games." When they do this, you must learn to perfect the pull away. To perfect the pull away joke, you must develop a sense for the exact moment when your friend is about to grab the item from your hand, while looking in the opposite direction. This way they think you are not playing the game because they perceive you are focused on other elements in your environment. It helps if you have good peripheral vision so you can still see when they move their arm to take the gum or pen out of your hand. I even like to play this joke on strangers and then act like nothing is wrong or that it was an "accident" because I didn't know they wanted the item in my hand. For instance, I like to act as though I am conversing with friends at a table and make a gesture with my arms as the waiter goes to take my credit card.

Answer 3

For bad flatmates, write a rude word in mustard seed or cress seed on their bedroom carpet, and spray it with water so that the carpet is damp rather than very wet. That way they won't see anything until the seeds have germinated and they have a nice big swear word written on their floor which is hard to get rid of. Or hiding their house/car keys. Or the old taping a piece of smelly French Camembert cheese to the underside of kitchen table/back of radiator joke for people you don't live with.

Answer 4

Tape The National Lottery show one Saturday. Use the winning numbers a few weeks later and have a party at your house. Play video of the show, with nobody aware of course, and leave you "winning ticket" on a table while you are busy in the kitchen. Ask a mate to check your ticket for you and Wahheeeyyyyyy!!!!!
It should get your party going anyway.

Answer 5

Put plastic wrap on the bowl part of the toilet, then put the seat and lid down. Vaseline on the soap, thin layer so it can't be seen. Scotch tape down the handle of the sprayhead on the kitchen sink, aim it so that it hits whoever turns on the water. Salt in the sugar bowl, sugar in the salt shaker.

Answer 6

1) Fill a person's sunscreen bottle with ranch dressing.

2) Fill there mouth wash with blue food coloring.

Lame but oh well.

Answer 7

pee in someones shampoo?

i've rubbed soap on an enemies toothbrush before
i'm a rebel i know!

ooh i also bought fake winning scratchcards and gave one to my mums lodger for xmas, bless him he thought he had won half a million and wouldnt let anyone touch his scratchcard and jumped up and down a fair amount! that was funny, i got some left if your interested!! :)

Answer 8

UUuu tracy d is your mate a dude???