10 points to the most entertaining answer.(part 2)?

Question

When did the battle between Star Wars Nerds and Trekkies begin? Who won? What role did Tom Cruise and Albert Einstein play?

Answer 1

Simple, the fighhting 501st in their stormtrooper armor swoop in for the first wave. They encounter a bunch of startrek geeks at a convention, they go after the Yomen in the red shirts first.

It's a long drawn out battle being that the yomen always die, but the stormtroopers always miss.

But the yomen tendency to die gets the better of them.

The next wave involves a bunch of star wars fans in jedi robes encountering the secong wave of star trek geeks, the Klingon guys with the latex makup.

The dumb jedi sit there and keep trying to flip off the Air condition using the force to no avail. Finally some guy dressed like obi wan does it episode 4 style...he goes and shuts it down by hand. The latex makup on the klingons then starts to run into theior eyes and the Jedi take their F/X lightsabers and procede to bonk the klingons on the noggen.

This leaves Spock and Kirk wanna bes to encounter a scary vader nerd and a girl in leias bikini.

Spock tries to reason with vader, but vader just blankly stares and breates heavy. Finally spock gets choked.

But the kirk lookk alike ends up making out with the Leia bikini girl.

So moral of the story, although the star wars fans a clearly superior, Kirk is still the man...making out with chicks all over the universe...that ARE NOT his sister.

Answer 2

the nerds won. The trekkies get a little to carried away in their costumes and believed that they have the actual technology and powers. So they stand their with their toy ray guns (bought at a toys-r-us sale) shooting the red light at the nerds, which of course does nothing and so they die a slow and miserable death, being beaten to a pulp with 3 inch action figures and life size cardboard cut outs. Tom Cruise is the idiot who bought the ray guns in bulk and convinced the trekkies to a silent battle, so they had to communicate by pointing which of course does no good. Albert Einstein is the fricking genius, he is not stupid enough to be involved, however he did TiVo it for a good laugh.

Answer 3

I don't know, but I hate trekkies. So they were killed in the great ketchup battle of 1919. It began when Einstein spit in to Cruise's mouth and Tom prayed to the scientologist god to smite einstein. Then einstein was pulled into a black hole and spilled ketchup on a trekkie. A star wars nerd tripped over the bottle and crushed the skull of one of the trekkies, so began the eternal war between Star Wars and Star Trek nerds. : B (stupid geeks. go eat a sandwich)

Answer 4

It began at skywalker ranch. Their light sabers were only little trouser snakes back then... It was a head to head battle for a long time until William shatner killed his wife with his phazer and the trekkies officially lost.. And shatner started singing on TV the trekkies went into hiding.

I think Albert Einsten is Don Kings grandfather and Tom cruise is the love child of Spock and Don King... So Tom is a Trekkie by birth but im sure he whipped out his (trouser snake) light saber when that reporter squirted him with his on TV... So Tom has gone to the Dark side...

Answer 5

the battle begain in 1999 when the Nerds were just about to take over the planet. albert einstien was their dictator and they use some of the trekkies as slaves. tom cruise did not like the mere fact that the nerds were taking over the world (no one else ether) so he over threw einstein by throwing letters from the movie title mission impossible3 at him. (i really need 10 points)

Answer 6

the battle of starwars nerds and trekkies began somewhere in 1986 .i can say the won equally , after all nerds will always be nerds . tom cruise played the role of (look at me i am all that ).. which he is totally not . and albert played the role of a geniuss or inventor ... the result , they have nothing in common and in fact total opposite one is better looking than the other .

Answer 7

Trek Geeks found the Star Wars concept too modern day, mimicking too much of regular struggles. Star Wars Dorks couldn't compete with the actuation of Star Trek devices becoming more real each day. Look at our flip phones, remind you a little of Capt Kirk's communicator? Nothing from Star Wars has even been remotely actuated, not even the light saber, we could have that technology...but who cares about energy swords when you have armor piercing bullets. All you really need is an electronic disruptor and the light saber is useless. Tom Cruise is something of the Star Wars dork, trying to sound smart, but never making it reality. Albert Einstein...well E=Mc 2 duh!!!!

Answer 8

Okay, I accept your challenge...

The battle began,
...long long ago, in a galaxy far far away,
Jedi Knight Yoda found a Klingon on his ***** and *** the ***** out. So then ****** with a ***** on the plops. Albert Einstein saw all this through the refraction defragribulating monoscopeing time bending stephascoptic microescopolithic wand he had purchased from Walmart. And then, out of the dark, dark edge of the universe... there was a midget. It's Tom. And Yes... he is still dressed in his Top Gun outfit, blasted them all away, and made love to himself in a Yaks cave whilst reciting poetry from an empty deoderant pan.

Bam bam bam bam baaam bum di bammm bu di bamm...
Then, with a glisten of silver, exploding into the torrent and turbulent atmosphere, the cavalry arrived.

Daft Bush:
KOOOOFFFT KISSHH KOOOOFFFT KISSHH
"So you have a blister?"
" A sore Blister?"
"Gerneral Kahn was wise to burst it for you"
"If you won't join the daft side then perhaps Blair will...."
"Nooooo"

From the depths of the craft, a huge roar threatened to burst the combatant ears, as it fired a CRUISE missile at the rogue cinema states. It was War of the Worlds II, Nylon panties versus Oil-rich countries... well they both annoy Bush don't they?

Answer 9

Actually it began in the early 60's..it was a fierce battle, however, the star wars nerds did prevail..as Tom cruise played han solo and einstein played spock...well tom had him at hello....

Just kidding..I have no idea...both are morons.....

Answer 10

Trekkies do not battle with star wars nerds! They are far supperior!