know any practical jokes?

Answer 1

when someone that you don't like isn't looking, push them down the nearest flight of stairs - it's fricken halarious!!!! :D

Answer 2

A Few Words of Caution !!!
Warning: you may start a fire that will burn out of control! When playing practical jokes, there is always the chance you will run into someone who likes to play pranks as much or even more than you do. Things starts out with you playing a small harmless joke on a coworker; for instance, slightly unplugging their keyboard or mouse so everything looks fine but doesn't work. They then retaliate and pull a fast one on you, like leaving a banana in your desk drawer to rot over the weekend. Telling yourself you will not be outdone, you pull another joke and they are forced to counter until you both escalate the level of pranks to an all out war and you walk out of the office only to find your car has no wheels on it!

You have three options: 1) Only prey on the weak; 2) Make sure the other person thinks you will be the one who truly pushes it "too far"; 3) Stop before the jokes get too far out of hand (or at least let them think you have stopped).

If you only prey on the weak and feeble, you may not have as much fun. With the weak, people will most likely not try to get you back. Sometimes it's fun to have a few jokes played on you just to keep you on your toes. If you try number 2, you may be wrong and the other person will push the jokes too far. That, my friend, can sometimes lead to jail time. If I run into someone who I think is about to go too far I always opt for number 3. This is because you can always stop before it gets out of hand and then do something a few months down the road when they don't expect it, like calling them late at night and hanging up the phone or sleeping with their wife.

Answer 3

Yeah loads. Two good but mean egg related ones are:

1) Eggs in shoes will break before the person putting the shoes on realises they are there, totally ruins the shoes forever.

2) An egg in a microwave on full power for 10 minutes will explode* and be murder to clean off.

Another good one if you have a walk-in freezer is to soak an item of clothing in cold water then re-shape it and put it the freezer so it becomes solid.

*Notice the almost super-human restraint I showed in not putting "EGGSPLODE", lottsa brownie points for me!

Answer 4

Heres a good one....
Record the national lottery then the following week buy a ticket with the same numbers as recorded. When the normal lottery is on, play the video instead and trick your partner into thinking you've won!

It's quite good for promting a divorce :)

Answer 5

Heard a funny one on the radio....

Guy was driving late at night while his buddy was sleeping in the passenger seat. As he pulled into a gas station (to get coffee, go to restroom, etc), he noticed a truck with it's lights on parked in the corner of the parking lot. He then parked his car in front of the truck w/ the truck's lights right up against the passenger's window.

After doing this, he screamed as loud as he can "TTTRRUUUCCCCKK!!!!!!!!!" which woke his buddy up. Hence to say, his buddy pee'd his pants. I was laughing for 5 minutes after hearing this story.

Answer 6

Yes, the ol' cut a hole in the bottom of the pop-corn buck routine!
You'll be buttering her pop-corn! Make sure she has a since of humor.
Cut out the bottom of your pant pocket, don't wear underwear, have your hands full and ask someone passing by if they can reach into your pocket and get your car keys out. See who is gullible enough to do this.

Answer 7

Put a lock on outside someones bedroom door while they are sleeping

Answer 8

covering a car in clear dishsoap. It'll cost them hours and tons of cash at the carwash to get it all off!!

Answer 9

old one,
glue a quarter to the ground by a soft drink machine

Answer 10

the classic rubber band around the sink sprayer!!!