2006-06-13 06:59:45 · 12 answers · asked by Softballbabe101 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
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> > A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so
>Proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife," Mother of Six" in
>spite
> > of her objections.
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> > One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it IS time to go
> > home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He
> > shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home Mother of Six?"
> >
> > His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts right
> > back, "Any time you're ready, Father of Four."
> >
> > (RIGHT ON, LADY!)
> >
2006-06-13 08:45:52 · answer #1 · answered by Nece 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did George Bush save his virginity until he became president?
So he could screw everyone at once!
2006-06-13 14:03:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'll make you laugh if you help me find my dream girl.....
a deaf, mute, nymphomaniac that owns a beach house ,fishing boat and a liquor store!!
2006-06-13 14:32:06 · answer #3 · answered by Devon L 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope!
2006-06-13 14:05:58 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just did... don't you remember. That's why I don't talk to crackheads their always too busy chasing the "Almighty Pipe" :(
2006-06-13 14:27:26 · answer #5 · answered by diamarie05 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes do u have a mirror, now look in it pretty funny to me
2006-06-18 16:35:02 · answer #6 · answered by cinnamon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
(life is beautiful ,laugh at it till it laughs at u).....be happy
2006-06-13 14:08:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2006-06-13 14:02:18 · answer #8 · answered by poodah_2006 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i just farted and it sounded like a tugboat
2006-06-13 14:03:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
how did Hitler tie his shoes?
in little Nazis
2006-06-13 14:38:26 · answer #10 · answered by medusaswrath 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋