I want to be gay?

Question

I want to become queer - any ideas?

Answer 1

ok heres an equation for you, i will make it simple cos you seem to be thick as 2 short planks

queer means abnormal equals you

job done

dont go hating on gays cos we will drop you down like a feather you ****

Answer 2

Get involved in theatre.
Rent the TV show "Queer as Folk"
Buy some rainbow jewelry or bumper stickers
Try jacking off to gay porn
Get a job at the Gap or Banana Republic
Go to the gym - a lot
Start reading some Dan Savage columns and books
Work on supressing your gag reflex with a banana or a dildo
Hang out at gay bars
Make gay friends
Work on a gay political campaign
And finally....... try some gay sex!

If that does not work for you, sorry, you are straight.

Answer 3

Sounds like you want to come out of the closet...move the brooms and dust pans so you can open the door.

Becoming gay, as I believe you are asking more how to live the lifestyle once you have come out, or accept who you are, it's not that easy. If you are asking how to be happy, then you just need to be open and accept your circumstances and be gay.

"Being" gay is simply however you want to present yourself as a person in the sterotypical way of flambouyancy. I would not recommend this without first knowing your environment in where you want to be gay or "out" or free.

Answer 4

Unless you were born that way or are bisexual and want to make a choice -- you can't

Gays are born not made and the only people with choices are the bis -- I'm very serious about that.

Straights are born not made too.

So, if you are straight, even if you are upset at something that has happened at the moment, you are stuck with it. So take a deep breath -- remember that you are a special and wonderful person, and go with it.

Sorry
:-(
*hug*

Reyn

Answer 5

hmm, let's look at the positives:
you make your own families. You don't want to hang with a junkie, don't. You like the Jazz musician, you're Family!

you make your own rules. Gosh, no one else in my family has moved out of state before. There you go!

IF, just IF you are inclined to like music, theatre, or musical theatre, art, dance, or hairstyling,interior design, fashion, food and wine, then being gay is pretty much assumed. you wouldn't shock anyone.

Kids will never be accidental!

Answer 6

Listen to Richard Simmons' exercise tapes.

They would turn Attila the Hun gay.

Answer 7

you don't become gay, you just are gay. if you want to try gay sex, that's a different story. just go into a club or a bar and hope for the best. oh, and carry a defensive weapon on you or something incase of any gay-bashers.

Answer 8

You don't just turn gay. Either you are from the start, or you're not. Ask your self this....do men turn you on??
Are you still attracted to women??
have you had gay sex??
Were you "gay" before and couldn't admit it??
I dunno man this is a weird question......I'm bi and I didn't want to be...at first. We all have to accept who we are some time.

Answer 9

think about it carefully. it's not easy nor is it much fun. at all. furthermore, gay people everywhere must fight off the stereotype that they choose to be gay. so not true. be true to who u are as u were born, don't try to be someone ur not.

Answer 10

Sounds like you are acting homophobic but you are questing your sexuality by some of your Q and A's.

Do you need a man?

Answer 11

what"re u askin?if u are gay,than u are.if u not,than u not.u can't ask people to help u to become 1.