2006-06-13 06:30:26 · 15 answers · asked by utmostownage 1 in News & Events ➔ Current Events
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2006-06-13 06:32:34 · answer #1 · answered by Beware the fury of a patient man 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You ask how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
I say to you that the woodchuck would chuck the wood the woodchuck could chuck (wood the woodchuck chucked); the woodchuck wouldn't chuck the unchucked wood (wood the woodchuck couldn't chuck).
I hoped this would make someone chuckle...
;)
2006-06-13 06:37:15 · answer #2 · answered by eph514 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck would
2006-06-13 06:34:03 · answer #3 · answered by embai@sbcglobal.net 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the amount of wood a wood chuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood would be 17 logs.
2006-06-13 06:33:44 · answer #4 · answered by jonathanmusty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A wood chuck would chuck as much wood as he could from sunrise to sunset. With a 30 min lunch and 2 15 min breaks as required by law.
2006-06-13 06:35:37 · answer #5 · answered by shermamajones 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would chuck what a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2006-06-13 06:33:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sadly none. Since Mr. Woodchuck, is a Republican, he would outsource the job to someone overseas and file for the tax breaks and complain that if an American would do the job he would have kept it here, but, no one wants to do that work anymore.
2006-06-13 06:34:45 · answer #7 · answered by psycmikev 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Woodchucks do not chuck..they like berries, veggies and cereal crops. So the answer I suppose would be ZERO!
2006-06-13 06:34:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
IF A WOODCHUCK COULD CHUCK WOOD.
2006-06-13 06:32:58 · answer #9 · answered by carguyjf@yahoo.com 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Isnt this question asked 35 times a day here?
2006-06-13 07:07:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋