I need more out of life than that!
2006-06-13 06:10:10 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
Your laptop loves you, my friend. It's little electronic heart beeps for you every time you come near. Please don't turn it away heartlessly. Even computers need love!
2006-06-13 06:13:01 · answer #1 · answered by jas2world 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't sound so desperate! Look at it this way...you're getting off (literally, and maybe figuratively) easy (and probably cheaper) getting lap dances from your laptop! In the mean time, get out in the world a little bit. Just stay out of the clubs with the lap dances!
2006-06-13 06:30:15 · answer #2 · answered by Tracy C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lap dances tend to occur in strip clubs. So I'd suggest starting your search there. Flash a few twenties and you'll be amazed at how you inflame a woman's will to dance in your lap.
You will likely still need more out of life than that, but, hey, there's nothing wrong with a few lapdances sprinkled onto life like so much seasoning.
2006-06-13 06:21:34 · answer #3 · answered by Kodiak 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe that is your problem. Put the Laptop away for a while and start getting out more often. When you really want something to happen, you just can not sit and wait. You have to create the oppertunity. If this is more of a how do I find a date question, the only advise that has worked for me is "do not try so hard". that does not mean, sit and wait either. Be yourself, and be subtle about your intentions. Trust me, they know what your really after...
2006-06-13 06:18:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How much did you pay for your laptop? You can get a lap dance for a lot less, but your computer if much more useful in the end.
2006-06-13 06:15:32 · answer #5 · answered by rbstens2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe you need to get the laptop off your lap more often, then you may actually get a lap dance from a girl (umm.. guy? I don't know which way you swing)...
2006-06-13 06:32:50 · answer #6 · answered by salem21kat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You payed for your laptop, that's why.
And you probably did not pay for a person to give you a lap dance.
And you should, if you really want one.
Although, you can get one for free, if someone:
a) loves you
b) loves lap dancing
c) loves both
2006-06-13 06:30:43 · answer #7 · answered by Mihaela 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are loooking to get a lap dance from....uuummm let's say a woman. Make your lap more inviting to her. Let's start by laying a 20 dollar bill in it. Then suductively with your eyes say come and get it.
2006-06-13 06:16:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because in order to receive, you have to give. Bread cast upon the waters will return to you 7-fold. You have to swing the bat to hit a homer. But you can't retreat to the computer when you strike out. Get in the game boy! :D
2006-06-13 06:21:14 · answer #9 · answered by gomilia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll give ya a lap dance...name the time, place, and pick the song ;).
2006-06-13 19:26:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am going to guess that it has to do with either lack of personality or lack of a life! Your laptop will have neither nor does it care about yours!
2006-06-13 06:29:28 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋