yesterday i was pretty annoyed with my boss because he made me work 15 minutes late the night before that, causing me to miss my favorite cosby show rerun (i read the analysis of the show anyway so screw him). so while i'm driving to work in my dodge neon i am thinking what kind of gag i can rip on my boss and then a light bulb goes over my head and a smile cracks on my face. i get into work and put all my stuff away and retrieve a brown paper back from my carrying case and retire to the bathroom with it. the night before i had eaten a lot of beans, carrots, and nachos so the dump that i deposited in the brown bag was drippy and smelly. i scurried to my boss' office where the door was closed and he was on a conference call. then i took out my lighter, lit the bag of dump on fire and rapped on his door HARD like 10 times then ran away to my cube. all the sudden i hear a holler at my boss' office and then the sprinkler system activates. he was too late in smashing the bag with his
2006-06-13 05:34:10 · 6 answers · asked by marcus_aurelius 2 in Business & Finance ➔ Careers & Employment
shoe. so he was running around the office hollerin with poo on his shoe screamin "who did this!!!???" and i didn't say anything but he knew it was me because i pulled a prank on him before but he had no proof. can i sue him?
2006-06-13 05:34:55 · update #1
no, you can't sue him for letting you go under those circumstances. sorry!
2006-06-13 05:37:43 · answer #1 · answered by ajamichelle 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
First of all, pranks are not for the office. Secondly there is a major contamination of bodily fluids and germs. Thirdly think of the actual damage done to the building from the sprinkler system and the cost to replace/repair and re-inspect. You don't seriously think this action was without a major reprimand, do you?
2006-06-13 05:43:34 · answer #2 · answered by Michele E 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No you can't sue him- but I hope that the company sues you, because you triggered false fire alarm, which is a crime. Plus stupidity and brain dead are not good defenses on your side. Obviously you are an idiot, or you are just posting this imaginable story just to get kick out of it.
2006-06-13 05:41:49 · answer #3 · answered by fasb123r 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably because you ask really long questions.
2006-06-13 05:37:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
somebody asked earlier why you get deducted five points for asking questions....
THIS IS WHY!
2006-06-13 05:40:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFLMFAO!!! Uhh...no.
2006-06-13 05:38:35 · answer #6 · answered by Tahavath 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋