2006-06-13 05:21:17 · 20 answers · asked by Dangnabit 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I was a little boy and had just gotten out of bed. I had to pee and went to the bathroom. My father was shaving, and the toilet was right next to the sink. I started peeing and then there was a fly flying around and not thinking, I started following the fly with the pee. I peed all over my father's legs, and he yelled, "What the hell are you doing?" I told him I was trying to kill that fly. Needless to say, I got my butt whipped.
2006-06-13 05:45:44 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 6⤊ 2⤋
One time I used the restroom at a really nice resteraunt. Well after many drinks and good food, my stomach became upset and I went in search of the mens room. Finding it just in time, man was I sick. As I was leaving the stall I noticed two women standing beside the sink looking at me like they were in shock. Turns out I had used the ladies room instead of the mens.
2006-06-13 05:30:18 · answer #2 · answered by leadfoot 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was sitting upon the throne, while Mexicans roofers were installing a new roof. My wife walked by and complained of the awful smell. She further stated "For God's sake do not turn on the exhaust fan - the Mexicans will be falling off the roof".
2006-06-13 05:29:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i had got something in my eye at a resturant. so i covered my eye and walked to the bathroom. i walked into the bathroom and then to a stall. i came out washed my hands and walked out. as i was walking out i greeted the young man that was coming in. then i turned around and saw the thingies on the wall. i was just like that was awkward. then i read the door and realized it was the mens bathroom.
2006-06-13 05:39:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I threw cold water over the shower curtain onto my ex boyfriend. He got so mad he tried to chase me and the shower curtain pole fell down and then he fell on his a** because he got tripped up in it. It was so funny, he got really mad and then he was embarrassed because of him falling. Glad he is my EX, could not take a joke very well !!!
2006-06-13 05:26:23 · answer #5 · answered by pam_dare2dream 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One time a was drunk and i ran to the bathroom naked, and was gonna pee, well it just so happened that my brother was in there so yea. Was kinda weird (laugh's like peter griffin).
2006-06-13 05:25:14 · answer #6 · answered by lrogge1979 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was in a carls junior restaurant taking a pee and in walked in the cashier girl who said i was hott and wanted to suck my pen!s i said ok i washed it off real quick with water and soap and just got dome lol
2006-06-13 05:40:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i had just gotten the kids out of the tub....i turned around rather quickly, lost my balance and fell in tub fully clothed....i didn't think it was funny, but the kids thought it was friggin hilarious.
2006-06-13 05:28:18 · answer #8 · answered by JenniT 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had a picture of me taken with my cat on my lap whlie I was taking a dump :)
2006-06-13 05:27:45 · answer #9 · answered by rndyfindley 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
while load shedding at 5.00 am i kept candle between two slabs of glass,it broke down &my daughter panicked that i fell down &started to shout from outside
2006-06-13 05:28:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋