2006-06-13 05:13:48 · 29 answers · asked by jhnmttngly09 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
stop hiding the banana's in your pants!
2006-06-14 11:08:20 · answer #1 · answered by tip 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Buy Evil Monkey Pants. They're made out of Evil Monkies, and he already probably has a pair.
2006-06-13 12:17:57 · answer #2 · answered by Cat In The Sink 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Report him to the Evil Monkey Bureau of Kleptomaniacs.
2006-06-13 12:16:36 · answer #3 · answered by curious 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lure the evil monkey in with a banana, grab him buy the belt loop and spank the **** out of that evil little monkey's ***! That should teach him a lesson!
2006-06-13 12:21:14 · answer #4 · answered by Katmando 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok first you kick the damn thing and knock it out then kick it again and aim for a window. put on your newly recovered pants and chase it. then take it too the zoo and throw it in with the lions BAM no more monkey
2006-06-14 08:57:02 · answer #5 · answered by The Dark One 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop wearing pants, then they won't have anything to steal.
2006-06-13 12:15:28 · answer #6 · answered by guest 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like monkeys ill take it and you pants heheehh just kidden but i do like monkeys
2006-06-13 12:21:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
staple ur pants to urself...or ductape themto urself....or just buy another pair of pants and give them to the evil monkey! i had this problem b4...and i recomend giving it gummy bears along with the pants! haha it works........lol...jk....!!!!!
2006-06-13 20:59:10 · answer #8 · answered by dance_till_u_cant_dance_no_more 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wear dresses.
all your evil monkeys will be satisfied.
2006-06-13 12:16:56 · answer #9 · answered by shogunly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first you have sex with the evil monkey then you get a gun and shoot it
<
<
<
<
its the only way!!!!
2006-06-13 12:16:52 · answer #10 · answered by Wild Mangie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Remove his nuts, cheeky bugger will think twice next time when he realizes he no longer feels the urge to spread his seed
2006-06-13 12:17:35 · answer #11 · answered by FunnyGirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋