2006-06-13 04:54:10 · 13 answers · asked by jhnmttngly09 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
get the shotgun and then the flamethrower
2006-06-13 05:01:27 · answer #1 · answered by French King 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Call the Animal Control in your area, so that they can get that evil monkey out of your closet and take it to the animal shelter.
2006-06-13 11:59:51 · answer #2 · answered by roverspotblue 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
throw a bottle of liquor in the closet, wait for the monkey to drink it, and pass out....grab the passed out monkey, stuff it in a bag, and carry it to your sister's room (if you have one..if not find someone else who needs an evil monkey in their closet)...untie the bag and toss the monkey in new closet, and shut door.
2006-06-13 12:05:58 · answer #3 · answered by JenniT 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dinner
2006-06-13 11:57:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you know it's evil maybe it's just having a really bad week
2006-06-13 12:00:44 · answer #5 · answered by verticalmule 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If your monkey is one eyed, try to kip him in wet dark cave!
2006-06-13 12:14:59 · answer #6 · answered by talkbox 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep the door closed!
2006-06-13 11:59:17 · answer #7 · answered by ANTHONY M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Join the Peace Corps, it will make him sad.
2006-06-13 12:03:43 · answer #8 · answered by Chucho2_98 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lock the door, run away, anything to stop him from stealing your pants!!!
2006-06-13 12:20:28 · answer #9 · answered by guest 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put some laxatives in its banana
2006-06-13 11:59:46 · answer #10 · answered by cybapsyko 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋