What really gets up your nose?

Question

Not bogies. I mean what annoys you?

Answer 1

Well..... yesterday i was eating a tuna sandwich and while chewing i sneezed.

When i sneezed a small piece of bread went in my nose and caused a bad internal itch and i couldnt get it out for a couple of hours. it was really sick and i couldnt help to wonder "but how many times does that ever really happen to people" and yes it annoyed the hell out of me while i had it.

Answer 2

People who park their cars across two parking spaces.

Mothers who swear at their small children (especially in public)

People who come to my town and drop litter everywhere.

Men who hit women.

PC people who complain about things like Golliwogs, not because they're offended but because they think they should complain on behalf of the masses.

The fact that Christmas only comes once a year.

People who abbreviate text messages.

The fact that virtually everythign in the UK can be purchased for half the price in any other country in the world !

God, my girlfriend is right ! I am turning into a grumpy old man !

Answer 3

"traffic calming" measures - humps in the road and traffic lights and stuff. Cars parked everywhere - when off road parking would be feasible. Idiot politicians - more interested in sex with anything in a skirt than doing their jobs. People who answer phones and shuffle paper for a living for a large salary who are total idiots. 0845 telephone numbers that only cost 3p a minute - but you're on for over 30 minutes in a queue. George W Bush and his silly power walk. Gordon Brown and his sneaky taxes that rob the poor to help the rich! Robert Mugabe - he should be shot at dawn - for mis-treating thousands of people. Women, who think it's good to dress like hookers - what the hell are the hookers supposed to wear now - go around in thongs or totally naked? Girlies, doing the jobs that men used to do - but who are clueless and know more about getting their hair done than how do do their jobs. People who call chairmen and chairwomen "chairs". People who have "issues" instead of problems. Journalists who refer to people by their first name if they want to make them look good and their surname if they want to make them look bad. Journalists who breathe tend to be annoying too. Politicians can be annoying - by doing bugger all too. People, who do "charity" work and earn a fortune doing it. Bill gates and Microsoft for robbing us all who have Pc's. The US military for controlling the Internet the way it does and refusing to hand over control to the United Nations. Drug pushers, with their wares that ruin peoples lives. Paedophiles, racists, vioent drunks. I can't think of many people who aren't annoying right now!

Answer 4

People who beat animals and then say "he's go to learn who the boss is,' or "it's only a dog."

People who buy a dog, leave it in the yard 24/7, never take it for a walk or play with it and then shout at it when it barks and cries.

Answer 5

Okay ready? =)
bad drivers
Uncontrollable kids
No refunds on defective merchandise
bad wait staff in restaurants
smell of burnt foods
toilet seats left up
doing laundry
last years clothes not fitting
blisters..anywhere
june bugs
misspelled words
ill tempered people
snotty people
shower water turning cold while shampoo is on my hair
no air conditioning unit
driving in ice storms
tornadoes
anti-Americans(non patriotic)
price of gasoline
car prices
false advertising..
*thats just a start!..=)

Answer 6

Grammar/punctuation/spelling on signs/letters/handouts. I hate when people misuse or leave out apostrophes, or have signs with blatant errors, and a perfect billboard outside, e.g. "Aunt Sallys Cafe", "Kids clothing," "2 weeks notice", "Car's", "Sandwich's", etc etc etc.
I can't stand it.

Would it still be vandalism if I corrected signs???

Answer 7

women who drive four by fours, modern art that is pretentious rubbish, modern literature that is pretentious rubbish, 'spin' as a form of deceit, war coverage that pretends to tell the truth, the prolifereation of 'counsellors' to deal with our problems, our nations lack of moral fibre and backbone, the absence of discipline in society, the absence of good manners in society, the apparent mistruth that politicians are there to govern in the best interests of the people, the disappeance of our national identity, the overwhelming influx of undesirables and the inability to keep track of them, the rise of the idiot celebrity, the lack of intelligence, integrity and courage shown by our leaders, the lack of foresight shown by us all, the inexorable rise of violence and anarchy, the patent lack of constructive response to the rise in violence and anarchy, our acceptance of drug cultures, our fawning over new technologies, the slavery new technologies bind us to, the rise of designers and the notion that all they do and produce is somehow better than everything else, food critics, celebrity chefs, makeover programming, other peoples problems, other peoples sexuality and women who drive four by fours.

Answer 8

Atlanta gas prices.... its cheaper to ride the bus now, but who wants to wait on a ride when they have a vehicle?

Answer 9

England not scoring a lot of goals

Answer 10

ppl who are nice as pie to ur face but turn around and slag u off to the world.....i think if u have something to say and u believe in urself u should have the guts to say it to a persons face. i hate bitchy back stabbers!!!