And tell me why...
2006-06-13 02:43:31 · 45 answers · asked by LetMEtell&AskYOU 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Golf and baseball - just because they are so boring to watch!
2006-06-13 02:46:59 · answer #1 · answered by autumnfaerie8 4 · 7⤊ 10⤋
Any televised wrestling.
Oh wait, that's probably not a sport since it's scripted.
OK, baseball. When one of your main players can be 50 pounds plus overweight and not have to actually *run* anywhere, I'm thinking maybe it's not the most interesting sport.
Here's a play by play of a typical three minutes in a baseball game.
OK, Todd, he's sizing up the batter.
Yes, Joe, Martin is pitching to a leftie. Interesting southpaw lineup here.
Yep, Todd, there he goes, you know he's getting serious when he drops the ball into the glove a few times.
OH MY Joe, did you see that spit? That must be a record. That must have gone 40 feet. The first baseman is shaking it off his shoe!
OK Todd, he's looking around now. Fontina is leading off first. Martin's thinking about it. Fontina better take care he doesn't get too far off first or Martin will pick him off.
Oh! Time out! Here comes Coach! Yep, he's bringing Martin a donut. As I understand it when Martin gets a little stressed, a nice Bavarian Creme brings him around.
Todd, I think he should bring him a little coffee with that. There's nothing better than a Bavarian Creme with a shot of black coffee.
That's right, Joe, there isn't. And TBS baseball will return after these messages!
2006-06-13 02:50:32 · answer #2 · answered by tagi_65 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
golf. its fun to play as a hobby, but not as a pro sport. its so slow and long and dragged out, and the crowd people are some of the most boring individuals to grace this earth. someone could make the hardest hole in one ever (i dont watch golf too much) and the crowd would still do a little clap that lasts 6 seconds
2006-06-13 02:48:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would like to know when Texes Hold'um Poker became a sport? You see it all the time on ESPN, and I just don't get it? If I wanted to watch a bunch of older fat white males act serious, I'd watch bowling, at least theres a moving object there.
2006-06-13 03:02:25 · answer #4 · answered by Oilfield 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Adirondack Broomball
2006-06-13 02:56:41 · answer #5 · answered by Carlton73 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
-base jumping, illegal and easy death.
- car racing, glory is high but again easy death
- boxing, as manly as it is , its better to watch it then be a boxer.
- wimpy sports, curling - fk off curler
- baseball - created for followers - slow, boring and only tradition and marketing genius can make it sell.
- sumo wrestling - maybe fun to laugh at them but a sport that consists of eating 5000 calories a day is hardly challenging.
-russian roulette - these guys don't value life
- cock fighting - hurting animals is for the weak
- luge - not the greatest spectator sport
- bullfighting - you mess with the bull, you get the horns
2006-06-13 02:54:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Basketball. Because Smiddy was a clumsy kid and always tripped over the ball when dribbling ... we mean really, what kind of sports verb is dribbling anyhow? That is one stupid sport if you ask Smiddy.
2006-06-13 02:50:04 · answer #7 · answered by Smiddy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cricket, 22 fools play,22 thousand people watch, 22 million people listen for 5 days without any result.
2006-06-13 02:47:28 · answer #8 · answered by Bolan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Golf. Boring
2006-06-13 02:46:45 · answer #9 · answered by stlcardinalsfan721 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Golf
2006-06-13 02:46:38 · answer #10 · answered by redbirdred 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it can be considered a sport, racing of any kind. The spectators are even more idiotic than the competitors!
2006-06-13 02:49:59 · answer #11 · answered by winter iris 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋