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My mom has told me that there are people called 'Democrats' who do not support our President.
They sound very scary. Do these people really exist. I'm having nightmares about them. My mom said that they eat children!

2006-06-13 02:41:21 · 10 answers · asked by Dumb American 2 in Society & Culture Cultures & Groups Other - Cultures & Groups

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No. They have 3. You should avoid them.

2006-06-17 22:01:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 3

You think it's scary to think for yourself? Man you must be a really lost soul. Do your eyes look cloudy and distant? Maybe you were born without a soul? Just to tell you, President Bush is not very populat because he is a volent, stupid man who thinks with his manhoon and not his cabinet. He's way to Christian to be in office.
If I had horns that would be kinda cool because the Horned God has horns and he and the Goddess are the Gods of Nature and the Universe in my religion which is Wicca.

President Bush doesn't think Wicca is a religion and he didn't want to military to honor our beliefs and let us worship on Military bases/ We are one of the most persecuted groups in the US and President Bush is partially to blame for that. I will never support him and I wish someone would impeach him. He's a war monger and a greedy oil Prince who deserves to be sent over to Iraq in the middle of an insurgent battle so he knows what he sent our young men into.

You are obviously kinda naive to think that Democrats and sane people don't exist. Hopefully, one day you will understand the concept of free thinking.

2006-06-13 02:57:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I heard that former President Bill Clinton had the horn, and that was enough to get him thrown out of office

All politicians eat children, though. Check out the link below, there's a great picture of GWB saying grace just before he chows down on a baby, cheered on by an adoring crowd.

2006-06-13 05:56:43 · answer #3 · answered by owd_bob 3 · 0 0

Thank you so much for asking! You've reminded me of something that's actually funny. But more wry than "laugh out loud," and actually displays wit and intelligence

In Woody Allen's "Love and Death," he is presented with a book with pictures of Jews, so he will know how to identify them. He asks "Do they all have horns?" and is told, "No, in Germany, they have stripes."

Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the president or any other public official... ~Theodore Roosevelt

2006-06-13 04:04:51 · answer #4 · answered by blueowlboy 5 · 0 0

Surprisingly, consuming the flesh of children has the strange side-effect of allowing one to think for one's self and not believe everything one is told. I highly recommend Jonathon Swift's "A Modest Proposal" for further explanation of this theory.

2006-06-13 04:11:44 · answer #5 · answered by lcraesharbor 7 · 0 0

Were you born stupid or did you have to study?

That isn't even funny enough to laugh at.

2006-06-13 02:44:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

only if they have 2 cars

2006-06-13 09:41:41 · answer #7 · answered by jhn_hls 2 · 0 0

I have two. One for you and your moms.

2006-06-13 02:45:05 · answer #8 · answered by Octal040 4 · 0 0

Your name says it all!

2006-06-13 06:21:44 · answer #9 · answered by Janeen 4 · 0 0

some might and some might not

2006-06-13 08:50:26 · answer #10 · answered by ? 7 · 0 0

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