My favouite is the comedien Spike Milligan's-a joker even after the end. His is simply;
I told you I was sick.
Mine might be some mush like
"live life in deep kindness" or
"Come here in sadness, leave in joy. I am not dead, I am in your heart".
You know, some gushy stuff like that.
"someday you'll be in one of these" would be my suggestion for a funny one though. hehehe!
2006-06-13 02:23:55 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
Stanley McCormack- Sept 15, 1972- June 21, 2006
Stan was here but now is gone. He left his name to carry on... those who knew him, knew him well. Those who didn't can go to......
*Thats my funny one*
Here are a few more-
Here lays Butch. We planted him raw. He was quick on the trigger....But slow on the draw.
(For a Lawyer) : Here... the defense rests.
Here are a few that are funny only if you really think about what it actually says:
Here lies the body of John Round, lost at sea and never found.
Here lies John Ligchtfoot, accidentally killed his 45th year of life. This monument was erected by his grateful family.
LOL
Owen Moore..gone away. 'owin more than he could pay.
Here in peace lies poor aunt charlotte- born a virgin died a harlot.
Here lies an athiest... all dressed up and no place to go......
Here lies the body of Johnathan Blake who stepped on the gas instead of the brake.
Here lies Edsel Creetian, He looked up an elevator shaft to see if the car was comming......it was.
Here lies Joseph Cripp- His foot it slipped and he did fall.......he yelled "help, help" and that is all.
I came into this world without my consent.....and left in the same manner.......
Short and Sweet:
Pardon me for not rising.....
Involved in a plot...........
I've finally got to the bottom of things.........
I told you I was sick (from a hypocondriac)
2006-06-13 04:11:33 · answer #1 · answered by ? 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Never Born, Never Died—Only visited this planet Earth between December 11, 1931 and January 19, 1990.
2006-06-13 09:29:55 · answer #2 · answered by Shep 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And Caesar's spirit raging for revenge
with Ate by his side come straight from hell
shall in these confines with a monarch's voice
cry,"Havoc" and let slip the dogs of war!
Favorite b/c it resonates with ferocious strength
I would suggest the following for myself: Down to Gehenna or up to the throne, he who travels fastest travels alone or If I were not Alexander, I would be Napoleon.
2006-06-13 11:29:06 · answer #3 · answered by Caduceus89 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My sole purpose in life is merely to serve as a warning to others.
2006-06-13 09:36:12 · answer #4 · answered by Marlene 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey Vern, you know that $50 bucks I owe you? Pfffft!
2006-06-13 09:44:12 · answer #5 · answered by diogenese19348 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I haven't decided, but it will either be "Oh grave, where is thy victory?" or "Here Lies EFW, kilt by a 44, nothing less nothing more"
2006-06-13 13:09:26 · answer #6 · answered by Its not me Its u 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
See what this last pint did to me!
2006-06-15 00:14:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lord, we give you Ron
Try not to piss him off
2006-06-13 09:26:25 · answer #8 · answered by laynee1 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"This is what happens when you make that left turn at Albuquerque!"
2006-06-13 09:27:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what is a Epitaph?
2006-06-13 09:26:47 · answer #10 · answered by peanut_purple 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋