One night a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving-under-the-influence laws.
At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes.
Everyone else left the bar and drove off.
Finally he started his engine and began to pull away.
The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test.
The results showed a reading of 0.0.
The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be.
The driver replied, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
2006-06-12 22:53:13 · 13 answers · asked by Limeyb 2 in Cars & Transportation ➔ Other - Cars & Transportation
thats funny but drink drivers deserve everything they get after seeing a video on what a drink driver did to a girls life who was just driving home one night and hadnt been drinking and this low life smashed into her car
2006-06-12 23:31:08 · answer #1 · answered by xr5turbo 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very funny!
And to the poster who asked about entrapment, it is not. It would be entrapment if the office told someone to drive after drinking, but all the officer is doing in this case is observing the actions of someone. Entrapment would require the officer to have done something to entice someone to commit a crime.
If an officer sees someone hanging around an alleyway, and thinks he is up to no good, he may confront him or he may just observe him. If the person then robs a passerby, the officer will move in to arrest him. There is no entrapment there.
If a plainclothes officer goes up to the guy in the ally and says, "Hey, why don't we rob that lady?" that is entrapment, as the office is enticing the person to commit a crime he may not have otherwise!
2006-06-13 01:54:53 · answer #2 · answered by fire4511 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Obviously knowing that the bar was being patrolled, he just acted intoxicated- while the real drunks were driving away the cop was too busy with the decoy- but in actuality wouldn't this be entrapment if it were a real case and he had been drinking? Just curious. Have a great day!
2006-06-12 23:04:40 · answer #3 · answered by Julie P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am a jet mech in the navy and we have a guy who keeps a small mason jar with jet fuel in his car. if he gets pulled over, he splashes it on his shirt and the officer cant smell anything. The excuse for his erratic driving is that he had fuel in his eyes from a spill at work and he's trying to get home to shower. He has done it twice now.
2006-06-14 03:32:55 · answer #4 · answered by Bob 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome!
2006-06-12 22:59:42 · answer #5 · answered by soupdragonz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In this kind of situation... you'll get scolded probably. You cant fool the "gahmen" (policemen).
2006-06-12 22:58:34 · answer #6 · answered by trader11292001 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha that's sweet. Wish I had one of those years ago.
2006-06-12 22:56:41 · answer #7 · answered by B Z 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-06-12 22:56:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOOD ON YA MATE!!!!
2006-06-12 23:31:42 · answer #9 · answered by lapua51 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Entrapment? PLEASE. Who would believe a drunk over a cop?
2006-06-13 04:48:05 · answer #10 · answered by WingFan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋