Two guys walk into a bar and the bartender hates both of them equally. They both order Jack and Cokes and the bartender makes them same way at the same time. Guy one drinks his all at once and then moses off to hit on someone. Guy two nurses his while he flirts with the bartender. An hour later guy two unexpectedly collapses and dies. What happened?
2006-06-12 21:21:08 · 17 answers · asked by sooziebeaker 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
There was poison in the ice!!!!!!!!
The first guy had his drink b4 the ice could melt and the second guy................sniff sniff had no such luck!!!!!
2006-06-13 00:08:52 · answer #1 · answered by tia_alld 4 · 8⤊ 3⤋
They both collapsed; only guy 2 was in front of the bartender when it happened.
2006-06-13 05:28:52 · answer #2 · answered by Garth 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The bartender slips in a finney while guy 2 is flirting with him.
2006-06-13 04:31:06 · answer #3 · answered by shakira 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe the bartender DIDN'T make them the same and slipped something in guy #2's drink. lol
2006-06-13 04:25:29 · answer #4 · answered by STACEY S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bartender finally comes out of closet, takes home guy 2 and while going at it.. the guy dies of a heart attack due to the bartenders complete lack of homosexual sex.. and sheer boredome
2006-06-13 17:33:37 · answer #5 · answered by poetgurl1927 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Guy two died of thirst.
The bartender belonged to the KKK and shot him.
The bartender was str8 and shot him.
Guy two was 99yso and died of a heart attack.
Guy two died of boredom
2006-06-13 04:31:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, the bartender slipped a roofy in his drink.
2006-06-13 04:25:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
same thing did happen to guy 1 but he wasnt around to collapse infromt of the bartender he collapsed somewhere else :)
2006-06-13 04:32:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The drink was an antidote for some other ailment or concoction, Guy 1 drank his and was ok , guy two didnt, too content on flirting with the barman, so didnt havethe antidote, so died.
2006-06-13 15:56:38 · answer #9 · answered by blacksheep557 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some one robbed the bar the robber shot guy 2.guy 1 wasnt near the bar when this happens
2006-06-13 06:28:05 · answer #10 · answered by derek m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Guy Two fell for the bar tender ?
2006-06-13 19:38:15 · answer #11 · answered by i_am_nathan_2002 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋