try to make me laugh??

Question

ok now.. dont go all pyscho on me saying that this is a silly ques... if you thought it was, you wouldn't have opened it in the first place..

oh and keep it clean plz

Answer 1

Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner.
His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted for his birthday.
"Mom, I want a bike for my birthday."
Little Leroy was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at school and at home.
Leroy's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday.
Little Leroy, of course, thought he did. Leroy's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted him to reflect on his behavior over the last year and write a letter to God and tell him why he deserved a bike for his birthday.
Little Leroy stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.

LETTER 1:
Dear God,
I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one.
Your friend,
Leroy

Leroy knew this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year, so he tore up the letter and started over.

LETTER 2:
Dear God,
This is your friend Leroy. I have been a pretty good boy this year, and I would like a red bike for my birthday.
Thank you,
Leroy

Leroy knew this wasn't true either. He tore up the letter and started again.

LETTER 3:
Dear God,
I've TRIED to be a good boy this year and I would really like a red bike for my birthday.

Leroy knew he could not send this letter to God either. Leroy was very upset.
He went downstairs and told his mother he wanted to go to church.
Leroy's mother thought her plan had worked because Leroy looked very sad.
"Just be home in time for dinner," his mother said.
Leroy walked down the street to the church and up to the altar. He looked around to see if anyone was there. He picked up a statue of the Virgin Mary. He slipped it under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into his house, and up to his room. He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen.

Leroy began to write his letter to God.

LETTER 4:
DEAR GOD, I HAVE YOUR MOTHER.
IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE.
Signed
YOU KNOW WHO

Answer 2

Okay, here's a joke for you that my hairdresser told me:

A blonde walks into the hairdressers wearing earphones. She says that she wants her hair cut, but warns the hairdresser not to take out her earphones. The hairdresser agrees, thinking it's a little strange, but whatever.

So the hairdresser starts to cut the blonde's hair. Eventually the blonde falls asleep in the chair while the hairdresser continues to cut her hair. Finally, he decides that he can't keep cutting around her earphones, so takes them off. By the time he's finished cutting her hair, he tries to wake her up only to find that she's dead. He can't understand what happened and lifts the ear phones to his ear. He hears a voice saying "breath in, breathe out"

Answer 3

There are two dogs. They are laying on a bed. One says to the other, let's have sex, thinking that the other dog was a boy. Ok, says the boy dog, thinking the other dog was a girl. They were both boys. They had sex. What they did was wrong.

Um, don't do drugs or you'll end up like Elvis, in a dirty stinky bathroom dead. Ouch. So um, boogedy boogedy boogedy, boys let's go racing in the tub, YEAHHHHHHH!

Answer 4

Hello,
You can get Zumas Revenge for free from this link: http://bitly.com/1uSHpqA

The aim of the game is to clear all stages inorder to defeat the evil over lord master.In another game mode,you are to clear ten levels with only one life.

Answer 5

Hope you see this as clean!
After having sex, I was so tired that I didn't wash, in the morning doing pee, my penis was blowing up, I thought of a new illness must have struck me, till I realized that the contraceptive was still on.

Answer 6

WEDGIE: The condition of having one's clothing stuck between the buttocks, often from having had one's pants or underwear pulled up as a prank.


now doesnt that just make u wanna laugh.

Answer 7

Who is Rory Emerald? Does that make you laugh?
FUN QUESTION! Hope you feel better...Los Angeles

P. S. Did Jesus look both ways when he crossed the street?

Answer 8

one day a person said to his friend: Tell me a thing in which im not involved.
His Friend replyes: you know dear friend your wife is pregnanat.

One day a child wrote to santa: Dear Santa please send me a sister.
On the very next day the Santa wrote to him ok send me your mother.

Hope u will lough bye take care

Answer 9

i broke my toe by hitting the door, on accident. When the doctor asked what i happen I said my dog bit it so hard it broke....lol?

Answer 10

two fish swim into a concrete wall, one turns to the other and says 'damn'