i need a good joke?

Answer 1

Look in your pants.

Answer 2

Four friends who have not seen each other in a long time get together for drinks one day.
while sitting at the table talking about their college years, one gets up to go to the bathroom.
The first guy at the table says, "You know, my life's been pretty good. I have a great kid. He is a top real-estate agent. He is one of the best selling agent out there and has made so much money, he actually bought his best friend a house!"
"Really," said the second guy, "well, all my kids are great, but, my oldest one, my boy, has always love cars. He was first a mechanic and then was interested in getting a dealership. Now, he's got two of them! So wonderful my son, that he gave one of his best friends a new car!"
"Oh, really?", said the third, "let me tell you about my boy. He is a great investor. Knows the stock market real well. In fact, don't want to brag, but he started out as a teller and now, with all the stocks and bonds and investing, he is worth about $5 or $6 million.
My son is SOOOO charitable and giving, he gave his best friend a cool million!"
"WOW!", they all said.
While they are toasting and cheering and laughing, the fourth guy comes out and sees all of the comotion and wonders what is going on.
He gets to the table and ask and one of the guys said," We were all talking about how are lives are pretty good and how successful are boys were. Wait? Don't you have a son, too?"
"Why, yes."
"Well, what does he do?"
"He is a gay dancer and model."
Silence.
The third guy then said,"Oh, I am sorry to hear about that. you must be disappointed. Are you?"
"Are you kidding me," said the man, "I love my son. He is a great looking kid, so I can understand. You know, my son is sooo good at that dancing club he works at, that, last week, on his birthday, he has gotten himself a house, a car and a cool million from his three boyfriends!"
Tell this joke.

Answer 3

A nun arrives at the local bar
John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appears at his table and starts decrying the evils of drink.

"You should be ashamed of yourself young man! Drinking is a Sin! Alcohol is the blood of the devil!"

Now John gets pretty annoyed about this, and goes on the offensive.

"How do you know this, Sister?"

"My Mother Superior told me so."

"But have you ever had a drink yourself? How can you be sure that what you are saying is right?"

"Don't be ridiculous--of course I have never taken alcohol myself"

"Then let me buy you a drink - if you still believe afterwards that it is evil I will give up drink for life"

"How could I, a Nun, sit outside this public house drinking?!"

"I'll get the barman to put it in a teacup for you, then no one will ever know."

The Nun reluctantly agrees, so John goes inside to the bar.

"Another pint for me, and a triple vodka on the rocks", then he lowers his voice and says to the barman "and could you put the vodka in a teacup?"

"Oh no! It's not that Nun again is it?"

Answer 4

first step on posting question is:
1.go to yahoo answers
2.go to the top where it says ASK.
3.write your question
4.SELECT THE CORRECT CATAGORY.
5.click post.

Answer 5

A hard head makes for a soft a$$. lol :-)

Answer 6

how does one find a blind guy in a naked colony

Answer: its not that hard.