I heard this on the radio a couple of weeks ago and thought it would be a pretty cool question to ask...
2006-06-12 14:05:10 · 8 answers · asked by barney'05 2 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
Do you ever watch Medium? There is an episode where the girl fakes her own death. She refridgerates a pint of her blood every week for a year then splatters it all over the inside of a car with her things. Even though they don't have a body, they declare her dead. There is no way anyone can survive with that amount of blood loss.
2006-06-12 14:41:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
ehh, sounds like Hitchcock here. Let me see.. I think 'lost at sea..' yeah, that's the route to go. Be a 'huge mystery' about it/drag the water for weeks (unless you go take a swandive into the ocean.) You need a LOT of witnesses here. (How about leaving a swell life insurance policy? Just wait a minute. I'll find a pen.) You might want to skip a 'suicide note' eh? lol Let me see.. Make sure (look in an almanac) you pick an impossible night/storms out. You might want to take a chunk out of the boat (shark attack?? do they do that? Jaws style.) You need a rubber dinghy tho AND come to think of it, a nice comely assistant in this farce would help. It's either that or take off in a rubber dinghy and risk really killing your ass off, man. (No thanks.) I think if I could think of it in here so easily it's been done/thought of before (and it wouldn't work!) but what the hell.. Give it a shot.
2006-06-12 14:11:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would steal a body from the morgue and shoot it with a gun and bash its teeth in. I would spray it with a mist that comprised of my cellular DNA. I would Put the corpse in my clothes. I stick my wallet in its pants. I place the body in my car. I Spray some more mist. I release the parking brake and as it is about to go off the cliff I would throw a Molotov cocktail at the car. The Molotov Cocktail will ignite the rest of the gasoline that I dumped inside the cab. The car will become a giant fireball after it rolls off the desert cliff. The car will land on a drum of gas causing it to be even more inflamed. I will sneak into your house and hide the gun and my house keys under your pillow. I will phone the cops and laugh as they bust into your house and drag your ass away. Haaa HAAAA bye bye.
2006-06-12 14:19:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A cruise ship . I'd take a trip, change my appearance, disappear or something. Maybe jump ship and swim to a near by isolated island, with a new identity waiting along with a new life.
2006-06-12 14:12:00 · answer #4 · answered by angelw/brkwingcrookedhalo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would go to a funeral home, and take a body, for the unburied bodies are drained of bodily fluids. Next, i would duplicate my DNA and place it inside that body. i would bash the jaw for it contains dental identification, and then i would send it in a wheelchair, burning down the street like in RED DRAGON.
2006-06-12 14:21:59 · answer #5 · answered by her half dead lover 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, I've trained myself to hold my breath for over four and a half minutes. It's a great way to get good looking strangers to start giving me 'rescue breathing'!
2006-06-12 14:08:59 · answer #6 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I will go to sleep at the night, and I'll not awake at the morning.
2006-06-12 14:47:56 · answer #7 · answered by forester 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heart attack during an orgy. Gotta be realistic.
2006-06-12 14:07:41 · answer #8 · answered by DonSoze 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋