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nice legs,when do they open?

2006-06-12 16:52:58 · answer #1 · answered by rainbowhoff 2 · 5 2

My girlfriend and I were in a bar, I knew this good looking black guy was standing behind me. He came up behind me, tapped me on the shoulder and said, "Excuse me, " I interrupted saying, "Yes, I know, I have a black butt!" He was in awe, couldn't get over the fact that I was so straight forward, not to mention the fact that I was correct in reading his mind.

We dated for five months.

2006-06-12 21:06:38 · answer #2 · answered by peppermint_paddy 7 · 0 0

Guy: Did it hurt?

Me: Did what hurt?

Guy: When you fell from heaven?

I know its really corny. I actually had a guy say that to me. Kinda scary.

2006-06-13 01:06:33 · answer #3 · answered by Care Bear 2 · 0 0

some guy stops me and says "wow baby your just like a lobster all the meat is int he back.'' i couldn't stop laughing. he felt embarrassed and walked away.

2006-06-12 21:06:53 · answer #4 · answered by jessssssssssssssss 2 · 0 0

I want to rearrange the alphabet and put U and I together.

2006-06-12 21:04:53 · answer #5 · answered by Rebitchin 2 · 0 0

This guy told my friend Alexis, that he'd "Like to ride in Alexis"

2006-06-12 23:16:33 · answer #6 · answered by sooziebeaker 3 · 0 0

Can i buy you a drink or are you already the way I want you?

2006-06-12 21:03:34 · answer #7 · answered by DonSoze 5 · 0 0

If u were a booger, i'd pick you first.

2006-06-12 22:10:12 · answer #8 · answered by Alexis Samira 5 · 0 0

"Say, aren't you one of the Steelers?"

My response, "Yeah, I'm a tight end"

2006-06-12 22:45:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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