If you're rowing your canoe down the street and the wings fall off, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your doghouse?
2006-06-12 13:38:41 · 16 answers · asked by visionsofforever 2 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
OMG Katykid! Who ARE you? You got the right answer! Ice cream doesn't have bones!! Seriously, I thought only a few of us had ever heard this locally...WIERD!
2006-06-12 14:17:13 · update #1
ice cream doesnt have bones
2006-06-12 13:41:48 · answer #1 · answered by katykid93 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
If you loose your wings while rowing your canoe you must drop your landing gear in order to avoid crashing. The number of pancakes depends on the size of griddle. Of course using the worlds largest would be ideal. The worlds largest griddle was used in Starbuck MN. The griddle was formed by welding together two sheets of steel to make a 10' by 10' griddle weighing 1200 pounds.
2006-06-12 13:55:24 · answer #2 · answered by Kendal 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Snoopy, if you need to redecorate with pancakes, then obviously you need help from the airplane brain fighters bringing root beer and Ty Pennington from afar like the last time you were "at" Woodstock. Park your canoe in do in the park. Bark!
2006-06-12 13:49:16 · answer #3 · answered by e.l.f. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you're rowing your canoe down the street, you're probablt in New Orleans and the dog house is gone, too, so it's a moot point
2006-06-12 15:32:08 · answer #4 · answered by ronboy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well first you need to find the diameter of the pancake plus the speed of the canoe. minus the falling speed of the wings divided by pie. this is the formula
d=+mphc-fsw
/
pie
2006-06-12 13:48:19 · answer #5 · answered by diabetescole 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you're rowing your canoe down the street, you are retarded and need to seek psychological attention immediately.
2006-06-12 13:42:41 · answer #6 · answered by Davey 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
none. The canoe ran over my doghouse.
2006-06-12 13:41:19 · answer #7 · answered by ladysodivine 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a small house in my dogs case, so I'm guessing 5 short stacks and one lumber jack stack should do the trick.
2006-06-12 13:46:15 · answer #8 · answered by G-pops 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
72 pieces of bacon after the dog finishes knotting his tie.
2006-06-13 05:58:39 · answer #9 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Bakers dozen, if you use Beer batter
2006-06-12 13:43:56 · answer #10 · answered by BONE° 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋