2006-06-12 12:10:58 · 28 answers · asked by babycakez 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
You can swim all day in the Sea of Knowledge and still come out completely dry. Most people do. ~Norman Juster
Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole. ~Author unknown, supposedly from a Washington Post reader submission word contest in which readers were asked to alter a word by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter and supply a new definition
Genuine ignorance is... profitable because it is likely to be accompanied by humility, curiosity, and open mindedness; whereas ability to repeat catch-phrases, cant terms, familiar propositions, gives the conceit of learning and coats the mind with varnish waterproof to new ideas. ~John Dewey
2006-06-12 12:12:49 · answer #1 · answered by soplaw2001 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have this quote posted everywhere and it's from the "Ziggy" comic strip by Tom Wilson & Tom Wilson II:
"You can complain because roses have thorns or rejoice because thorns have roses."
Another few that I love is from Maxine (of Hallmark's Shoebox Greetings fame). I love that ole gal:
"I'm busy now... can I ignore you later?"
"I'm going to give you a going away present... now do your part."
"If your friends can guess your age... you need to get dumber friends."
"Aren't you just the cutest little black hole of NEED!"
I have a few more. Check out my 360 page and you'll find them in my albums (Maxine, that is). What's yours, btw?
2006-06-12 19:17:04 · answer #2 · answered by dark_storm73 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I actually have a few:
"Love for all Hatred for none"
"Experience is the worst teacher, it gives the test before presenting the lesson."
"True visioin is the art of seeing what is invisible to others"
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"Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday"
2006-06-12 19:14:25 · answer #3 · answered by Naila 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea though I walk threw the valley of the shadows of death I shall fear no evil, Because I`m the meanest mOfO in the valley!!!
2006-06-12 19:14:25 · answer #4 · answered by bren_jim 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wutz ur fav quote....in english or ebonics
2006-06-12 19:12:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Yes, dance my little puppets. Muahahaha!!!"
~God
"Have you guys seen my son? I sent him for some milk a while ago and he hasn't returned."
~God
"My son went to Earth once. I don't know what you people did to him, he hasn't been the same since." *points to jesus, who is emotionaly disturbed sitting on a swing*
~God, talking to Homer Simpson
2006-06-12 19:26:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"No Touchie"
"Pull the lever Kronk... Wrong Lever"
The Emperor's New Groove
2006-06-12 19:16:29 · answer #7 · answered by njyecats 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beauty is in the Eye of the Beerholder. lol
2006-06-12 19:12:29 · answer #8 · answered by merlin_steele 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The ten two-letter word quote.
"If it is to be it is up to me" - Mary Crowley
2006-06-12 19:14:06 · answer #9 · answered by Angelina 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best friends make the worst enemies:Worst enemies make the best friends
2006-06-12 19:42:05 · answer #10 · answered by WolfBane 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋