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What would happen if you strapped the toast to the cats back butter side up?

2006-06-12 10:17:28 · 11 answers · asked by carolyn s 3 in Arts & Humanities Philosophy

11 answers

Cat wins. Toast effect, while statistically real, is purely due to standard table height and standard toast dimensions - it tends, by boring old geometry and gravity, to land with the side down that was, while on the table, up. The cat, on the other hand, puts some thought, concentration, effort and natural skill into landing the right way up. Cat lands feet down, floor remains unbuttery. Unless cat licks toast on way down, but most cats have a pretty strong sense of immediate priorities and can "park" some tasks for later when more pressing matters require their attention. Toast remains unlicked.

2006-06-12 10:27:30 · answer #1 · answered by wild_eep 6 · 21 1

Basically, the cat would be stuck on its side until another cat/animal licks the butter off, or the butter completely absorbs into the toast so it's dry. Then the poor cat will be able to stand up and walk around.

2006-06-12 10:23:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well, I just did it and discovered that they never land. They just keep spinning and spinning until the end of time.

That's great, because now I have a spinning cat with buttered toast duct taped to it's back floating around in my kitchen, and I'm afraid to touch it.

2006-06-12 10:21:10 · answer #3 · answered by jeff_is_sexy 4 · 0 0

the cat will lick the butter before you finish strapping the toast on it

2006-06-12 23:52:05 · answer #4 · answered by hyperoil 3 · 0 0

It will spin until the cat dies, and then it will land on the butter side.

2006-06-12 12:50:45 · answer #5 · answered by Aritmentor 5 · 0 0

the cat would hover approximately 4 inches from the floor try it

2006-06-13 09:07:55 · answer #6 · answered by b77 3 · 0 0

Kitty would probably lose one of her nine lives from falling on her back LOL

2006-06-12 10:25:31 · answer #7 · answered by Terri C. 6 · 0 0

Perpetual motion machine.

2006-06-12 10:20:00 · answer #8 · answered by missinglincoln 6 · 0 0

They'd both land sideways.

2006-06-12 10:20:14 · answer #9 · answered by happy_fairy_gurl 5 · 0 0

LMAO! Gotta try that sometime!

2006-06-12 10:19:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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