How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Question

I really want to know.

Answer 1

Dear Chucky,

A woodchuck would chuck wood until he could no longer chuck would or no longer felt like chucking wood was a good thing to do or perhaps if he/ she chucked wood and got a heart attack he would have to stop. If the woodchuck met a freind while chucking wood and decided to go for a beer and a clice of apple pie he or she might stop and then that would be it. So perhaps the correst answer is that the woodchuck would chuck as much would as he or she felt like or was able too depending on the relative circumstances of this animal's reality. I hope this helps. My neighbour is a woodchuck and often is not very consistent when chucking. At least we know that they actually can chuck and it is not a question could anymore. Best wishes and what a cool question.

Regards,

Woody

Answer 2

He'd chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

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Answer 3

impossible to tell really because we havent tested how much a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood but it might chuck a bit more than we think

Answer 4

He'd chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Answer 5

a woodchuck would chuck lots of wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood

Answer 6

A wood chuck would chuck as much wood as that wood chuck could chuck and as long as that wood chuck could.........................this would probably depend on the amount of wood available and the size and strength of that particular wood chuck and the reason the wood chuck was chucking wood to begin with.

Answer 7

About two standard cords.Or seven firsewood cords.Depending on wheather or not the hen and a half have laid an egg and a half and the rooster hasnt sat on the doorknob and hatched out a hardware store.

Answer 8

All the wood.

Answer 9

1 cord per day

Answer 10

how much time does he have