And how would you go about evicting him from your trailer?
2006-06-12 08:47:09 · 30 answers · asked by NA 6 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Take the shotgun off the wall and fire two warning shots....into his head.
2006-06-12 08:50:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
A rolling pin definitely but like others have said, you could kill him and go to jail so that wont work! I honestly think that the best solution to this is to f*ck his best friend!! Teach him a lesson! Oh, no wait, now somebody has said that two wrongs don't make a right, which is also true! So now what to do....??? How bout lying to him and tell him that you had a sex change 10 years ago... ha ha ha!! Or you could simple kick him out and never see him again!
2006-06-13 08:35:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Frying pan. To get him out the trailer, just open the door and push him out.
2006-06-12 17:23:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the evicting part - toss all his stuff out on the front lawn and change the locks.
don't waste your energy hitting him upside the head - move on with your life and find a man that respects you.
the best revenge is living well.
2006-06-12 15:58:27 · answer #4 · answered by Josie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The frying pan will sound better. Boooiiinnnnggg
2006-06-13 12:15:24 · answer #5 · answered by Bent 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rolling pin, less surface area. As to evicting him, change the locks while he's at work.
2006-06-12 16:02:08 · answer #6 · answered by Sean J 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
frying pan - more surface area, but then you go to jail for assault so maybe you should scratch that plan...eviction is easy, pack his stuff and put it at the curb, tell him to get it out of there before the garbadge man does, end of problem.
2006-06-12 15:57:03 · answer #7 · answered by dappersmom 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd have said a 12 bore, but it makes a mess on the carpet and the walls.
Kick him to the curb and DON'T take him back. He'll do it again and give you a disease maybe too. Don't listen to the "sorry, I love you". They DON'T mean it. Even after 9 years away my ex came back, hadn't learned his lesson and STILL tried to mess with my head. Good Luck. Move on.
2006-06-12 16:50:36 · answer #8 · answered by sinned 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Neither. Invite him to a friendly baseball game. Let him know that just because you're a woman doesn't mean you can't still hit those balls. And just like in a real baseball game...3 strikes and he's out. After you hit those balls, ask him does he want to go willingly or does he prefer you toss his things out like trash? At that point, he'd be willing to do whatever you think is best.
2006-06-12 15:57:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put Nair in his shampoo. That would be the best because he couldn't file assault charges on you. Let him use it for a few days and you should get the desired results. Then call the cops to have him thrown out !!!!
2006-06-12 16:07:12 · answer #10 · answered by gozedown 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't have a cheatin' man, but Lordy, if'n I did I'd go fer the rollin' pin cuz the ahrn skillet's too durned heavy.
2006-06-13 14:09:54 · answer #11 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋