2006-06-12 07:21:31 · 18 answers · asked by joel e 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
If you go to a health food store, they carry drinks that will cleanse your system. Be careful though. Sometimes they don't work....and please don't drink milk, that will just make you puke and it will take longer to get them out of your system....
2006-06-12 07:25:47 · answer #1 · answered by Rebecca 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I assume you are talking about Marijuana. That is the only drug test I know how to pass, so sorry if you're talking about another drug.
There are detox teas and drinks you can get at places like GNC where they sell herbs and vitamins and supplements. They are kind of expensive though, (usually around $40) and it's just a tea you drink before the drug test. They work but some companies can test for detox liquids (rare.)
You can also just try to dillute your urine. The night before drink lots of water, especially the hours before the test. I have friends who have passed by drinking lots of kool-aid before the test and others who just drink tons of water. The recommended amount of water to drink directly before the test is 2 liters.
The best thing to do is not smoke marijuana for at least a month before the test, if you have that much time. If not, try the other methods, but none of it is 100% safe. Good luck!
2006-06-12 07:29:12 · answer #2 · answered by Brackalicious 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Short answer: you don't.
The answer you were probably looking for: Get one of those Whizzinator-brand (TM) fake penises and fill it up with urine. Then stop off at a convenience store near where you are going to take the drug test and heat it up in the microwave so that it will not be at room temperature when you hand the sample to the nurse.
Be sure not to do this when anybody is watching! It is illegal to put a penis (real or fake) in a public-access microwave oven!
Find a rest room (preferably not at the same convenience store, so there will not be people waiting outside the door to arrest you for Bobbitizing someone/ hospitalize you for Bobbitizing yourself when you come out), tie it onto your belt, tuck it inside your tighty-whiteys where it will stay warm (DON'T go commando for this one!). Then, go take the test and whizz away!
Rotsa ruck! I look forward to seeing you mentioned in the Yahoo Odd News soon.
2006-06-12 07:31:26 · answer #3 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the first place, why are you doing drugs with testing in the forcast. And drug testing is very overated and I wouldnt worrie about it unless your a congressman or someone with something to lose.And by the way the richie rich can aford over the counter designer drugs unlike the working class hero.
2006-06-12 07:30:30 · answer #4 · answered by David W 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can go to GNC and get this body cleansing stuff. Or right before you take the test drink a glass of milk with a droplet of Clorox in it. Or if you are this determined.... Before you take the test rub some Clorox on your finger and when you have to pee in the cup.....pee over your finger... that way before the pee gets in the cup it will run over the Clorox first.. Believe me this stuff works my aunt did all of this when she had to take a drug test and she passed!! O and drinking alot of cranberry juice can also help.
2006-06-12 07:31:19 · answer #5 · answered by thacutieof93 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That all depends on the type of drugs you took. But I would check out a health food type store, because there are many types of teas that can be made and drank to help you with your problem. Believe me, I have tried them myself, and they have worked wonders.
2006-06-12 07:27:12 · answer #6 · answered by pockets_54843 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha sucks to be you. maybe you shouldn't have done the drugs to begin with but i guess that would be to smart for a stoner. Have fun working at arbys for the rest of your life!
2006-06-12 07:25:33 · answer #7 · answered by Uppy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you've got alcohol in yur system a good workout 15 minutes solid should bring it down to legal levels, if you've got drugs there's really not much you can do cept' to wait for em to die off by themselves... don't do drugs.
2006-06-12 07:26:43 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You don't sucker................hahahahaha hope you lose your job or something as that is payback for taking illegal drugs and supporting violence in this country as violence stems from the illegal drug trade. Someone probably died because of your purchse.
2006-06-12 07:25:46 · answer #9 · answered by skifaster6 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ready clean ive seen them in most gas station but i live in michigan hopefully their there where u are cause it works if u follow the direction well. or if thats not in ur area detox tea and that every where.
2006-06-12 07:27:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋