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I thought it rather funny that the sign on my gynecologists door read "please remove your rubbers". Of course all the pregnant women in the waiting room thought I was insane because I couldn't stop chuckling.
What is the funniest sign you've ever seen?

2006-06-12 06:25:30 · 16 answers · asked by Kya 3 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

16 answers

I might get flamed for this, but I was driving through Kentucky and saw a sign that said "behold I cometh quickly, Jesus the bridegroom". must have been a bummer of a wedding night.

2006-06-12 06:29:58 · answer #1 · answered by Lillith 4 · 10 4

Funny signs...?
I thought it rather funny that the sign on my gynecologists door read "please remove your rubbers". Of course all the pregnant women in the waiting room thought I was insane because I couldn't stop chuckling.

THAT'S FUNNY~!
HUAHAHAHHUAHAAHA...

2006-06-12 13:31:47 · answer #2 · answered by sally harries 2 · 0 0

The funniest sign I have ever seen was in the window of an English tea room in San Francisco's Castro District:

"We Have Spotted ****!"

(Of course, you'd have to know a little something about English food and The Castro in order to get the humor *wink*)

2006-06-12 13:31:25 · answer #3 · answered by oaksterdamhippiechick 5 · 0 0

I love the bumper sticker "men are idiots and I married their king".

There was a huge painted sign on a rock and asphalt company's building that said "GET STONED". Great message for kids right?

And in the church where my dad is the minister, I was looking through their bulletin and they had a listing of upcoming dates for church functions. Near the bottom it said "Tuesdays are the minister's day off for recreation and relaxation" One of the church members approached him and said that it might be misconstrued as re-creation and relaxation"!! He changed it right away!

2006-06-12 18:40:10 · answer #4 · answered by Ann 4 · 0 0

I saw a sign on an oil changing place it said:


IN AND OUT LUBE




I also saw a general store by a river and it's sign said:



S h i t Creek Paddle Co.

2006-06-12 13:30:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It wasn't a sign, it was a bumper sticker that said "I haven't been the same since that house fell on my sister". My sister & I don't talk and I think she's a "witch" so I thought it was hysterical.

2006-06-12 13:28:56 · answer #6 · answered by icddppl 5 · 0 0

"For Restrooms...Go back towards your rear" (looked like it was in an Asian airport)

"MY BOSS TOLD ME TO CHANGE THE STUPID SIGN SO I DID"

"Kids with gas eat free"

"Illiterate? WRITE FOR FREE HELP." Illiteracy Foundation 806 Main Street.

"Store Closing...Now Hiring"

2006-06-12 14:21:06 · answer #7 · answered by j_nelle_03 3 · 0 0

Not bad, but this is better:

Back in 1990, a local restaurant (now closed, sadly) used its sign to show support for the war in Iraq; the message was, "GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS." Immediately below this, they advertised a new sandwich, so that part read, "NOW SERVING BUFFALO BURGERS."

So, at first glance, it looked like the sign read: "GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS NOW SERVING BUFFALO BURGERS." To this day, it makes me laugh a little.

2006-06-12 13:55:53 · answer #8 · answered by The_Mystic 3 · 0 0

The name of this hot dog stand was ****'s their sign said " If you like weiners you'll love Dicks" WVU

2006-06-12 13:46:23 · answer #9 · answered by angel girl 2 · 0 0

I haven't seen any funny ones, but the one you saw was hilarious!

2006-06-12 13:30:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I once saw a sign that said "dead end" and there was a funeral home, like ,right there.

2006-06-12 13:40:01 · answer #11 · answered by itty 7 · 0 0

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