No I'm not ugly.
Best one gets 10 points.
2006-06-12 06:16:31 · 19 answers · asked by interface2008 2 in Beauty & Style ➔ Fashion & Accessories
It all started on Tuesday. As soon as you got out of bed, you knew it was going to be a bad day. It was a cold, grey, rainy morning. After you got out of the shower and ate your breakfast, you got yourself ready for work. You went out to the garage to start you car, but you realized someone had broke in and stole your tires. At that point, you knew you would have to call a taxi. So, you reached into your back pocket for your cash and realized you left all your money in your other pants - which you washed last night. After reaching the laundry room, you found that there were only slightly discernable pieces of you cash left in the lint trap of your dryer. So, being out of a car and out of money, you set out looking for an umbrella. No luck. Finally, you give in to wearing the laundry basket over your head as protection from the rain. On the way to work, you spot a young punk kid robbing an old lady. He can't hear you sneak up behind him over the sound of the rain and thunder. You swiftly give him the wedgie of a lifetime as you pull his underwear over his head. Once in pain and caught off guard, you quickly subdue him with you super duper fighting skills and tie him up with your shoelaces. The cops come to collect the criminal and also discover he is the man that stole your tires. Headlines all over the world read "Laundry Basket Hero defeats Undie Man!!" You are famous. You are now the one the only
THE LAUNDRY BASKET HERO!!!!!!!!!!!!
And, that's why you have a laundry basket over your head.
I guess we went out for too many drinks last night, and that's why you don't remember.
2006-06-12 06:33:08 · answer #1 · answered by SteffyAnne 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
That's simple, because the grocery bags from Cub just aren't that stylish. And the plastic ones are just too dangerous to feel comfortable wearing them. I know the feeling, but because you went ahead with out my permission and stole my head in a basket gig., I had to change. So now I'm using the trash basket from my bathroom. it;s a little slim for fit, but the look is incredible.
Maybe we should get together and get bagged up?!
2006-06-12 22:14:00 · answer #2 · answered by sheila love 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, yes you do have a laundry basket over your head. But the real question should be why do you have a laundry basket over your head?
2006-06-12 13:21:35 · answer #3 · answered by alliegator 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can't afford a Darth Vader mask so you put a laudry basket on your haed.
2006-06-12 13:21:47 · answer #4 · answered by Fred G. Sanford 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because your head wouldn't fit in the garbage disposal.
2006-06-12 13:32:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You don't have enough natural personality for people to notice you from your own merits so you stoop to childish theatrics to gain acceptance and attention from total strangers??
2006-06-12 13:20:27 · answer #6 · answered by boker_magnum 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cause u are hiding your sexy face. You know women will drool all over u.
2006-06-12 14:39:58 · answer #7 · answered by tabatha16us 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because you on cops and your trying to hide your face.
2006-06-12 15:53:52 · answer #8 · answered by jcrichton33 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mayb u dnt want NE 1 to know who u be. You might be ugly or pretty. we will never know.
2006-06-12 16:36:26 · answer #9 · answered by PRNCES JDY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have no idea mate but it made me piss myself all the same. Good one!
2006-06-12 13:46:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋