drunkedness?

Question

What is the stupidest thing you have ever done when you were drunk, n i don't mean ur usual **** ups like driving when drunk or throwing up or summing i mean summing that was unusual and stupid.?

to the people who have already answered, thanks you guys understood the qestion and gave some really good answers... really funny ones too... keep it up!
Brilliant!

Answer 1

While blacked out (not passed out) I tried to get out of bed. I fell over the foot board of the bed and bruised myself in a very bad place. I then fell on the telephone. It had large numbers for the keypad. I woke up the next morning not remembering anything and wondering why I had a reversed "4" on my forehead. I had to rely on my husband and friends to tell me what had happened.

Answer 2

I was at a party and it had turned into early morning already. I had got into my car and this guy comes running out and threw himself on the hood of my car and said I couldn't leave cause he thought he loved me and wanted to get to know me better. I told him to get off, he wouldn't ,so I drove down the road with him standing on my hood, then the roof. I turned the car around (slowly) and drove back to the house with him still up there. I told him I would party for awhile while we talked and when he went to go to the bathroom I split. Thinking back on that now, it was stupid, stupid, stupid.

Answer 3

Was so drunk one time, I caught a cab back to my old house (that was sold about 2 months ago prior to this happening).

I fiddled with the key for about 3 minutes or so before the current owners recongized me and explained to me that they were the new owners, I felt so retarted..

Answer 4

got drunk once at a parade in front my moms house.. thought i was dreaming turns out things were really happening, i cussed the people in the parade for not giving my neice ( 6 y/o ) a flower w/o her kissing them .. i dont think a child should have to kiss a drunk man for a flower.. also passed out on the toilet, my mom had the out of order sign she had to put up... my bro in law had to get me off the toilet while mom pulled up my pants ..lol

i have pictures from that day, not many but a few.. email me boogurl79 @yahoo.com and i wll send them

Answer 5

Hmm I had alchohol poisoning so I can barely remember. All I remember is going into a adult bookstore wabbling alot and someone I knew waved and I couldnt see straight. Then found out the next monday it was someone from work lol

Answer 6

I was at an outdoor party by the river, took a wrong step and rolled down the side of a hill in my white mini dress and landed in the river. I was too drunk to be ashamed. lol When they fished me out, my outfit was transparent and my husband rushed me to our car and took me home. lol

Answer 7

Tried to get out of the car while still being buckled in-
My face hit pavement, the rest of my body stayed in the seat- the scars still hurt from that!

Answer 8

Getting drunk in the first place is pretty stupid.

Answer 9

i was apparently dreaming while awake and very drunk and saying things like "graveyard double-plus" and had everyone rolling around in laughter. so i got offended, swore at them and then horked up so much snot and spit and spat it on a guy-friend's leg. i don't remember this but apparently it was very strange.
i don't get out of control anymore.

Answer 10

I broke the window on a building for the church of scientology when I was walking by. I still don't know why I did it. Just so you know, those big plate glass windows are expensive!!