If you had control over how you'd be remembered, what would you say about yourself?
2006-06-12 00:13:50 · 12 answers · asked by mdfalco71 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Mrs. Sassy, once beloved wife and mother, was found yesterday after being reported missing three weeks ago. She was found at her keyboard, her hands poised in mid-answer. Due the shambles of her unkempt house, her family had not been able to find her. They realized she was missing when she had not been to the refrigerator or raided the cabinets for drink and food in days. Nor had she popped her head around the corner to say, "I'll be finished in a few minutes." The coronor's report stated she was in the last stage of the fatal Yahoo!Answer malady and there was nothing anyone could have done to prolong her life.
The family requests that nothing at all be done to honor her memory since she had done nothing at all for them for some time now.
2006-06-12 16:22:55 · answer #1 · answered by Sassy 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Tina Louise Armstrong of Munford died at her residence. Mrs. Armstrong, 28, was self employed as an artist designing business ads for the community. She was the creator of the town slogan and was involved in the local newspaper. She was a well known artist in town and won many competitions.
Graveside services were June 12, 2006 at Poplar Grove Cemetary in Drummonds. Munford Funeral Home was in charge of the arrangements.
Survivors include a husband J.T Armstrong of Munford and 2 daughters, Rebecca and Emily Armstrong of Munford.
2006-06-12 00:32:20 · answer #2 · answered by Tina 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We wish to remember today, the dearly departed Frey, a goddess in life and today all plumped up with formaldehyde, so we could remember her loveliness for all time.
A sister, a mother, an ex-wife (yes yes Mr. Ex Husband, please stop your blubbering, we all know what an idiot you really were) **sorry for the interruption ***
Where were we....ah yes......lovely for all time.
A woman like Frey comes along seldom in life as many of you who knew her can attest.
We have asked the children to say a few words about their mother but they will keep it short, as the next coffin is due to come in any moment.
The family wishes to invite all close friends and family members to a carousing bash, where food and refreshments will be served. May the libations strengthen your resolve and your tongues so you can tell each other what you really thought of our dear departed Frey.
God Bless !!
2006-06-12 14:55:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dearly beloved .....we are gathered here to remember our dearly departed sister...Dee....Marianne......not Ginger...Jenny....Sybil... whatever her name was this week. She is gone, but not forgotten. Ok maybe her name is, but we shall remember her always. We will look back in memory of her ever consistent puns. She ran each joke into the ground in such a way that her burial today seems oh so very symbolic. Ashes to ashes.....dust to dust. Just as she left her ever so dirty house. How interesting it was to find that her last words written in dust on her coffee table: "Yahoo Answers Lives on In my heart.........." Appropriate considering the hours she spent on the site as she sacrificed the cleanliness of her own home. She leaves behind friends from all walks of life. Her album covers and movie posters befitting each of the personalities she grew to love and adore. Yea, though she walks through the valley of the shadow of death.......she will fear no evil... For her report abuse button has been removed for all time. Skies will be blue. Monitors all over Yahoo will pause for a moment of silence. With her mojo gone and her juju deceased even meds can't bring her back now.
Her last request is that we all enjoy a party in her memory. Dovebars will be passed out for all to chomp on. Mello Yello will be served to all! Buttons with the #22 will be worn in remembrance. "Wish you Were Here" blaring in the background will help us know that she misses us all. But for now........Dee end is here.
2006-06-12 09:29:21 · answer #4 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ScottDarth.
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Died
In lieu of flowers, the family has requested that donations be made to the Arthur C. Krause Foundation for Enlightenment at the LCMS.
2006-06-12 00:20:49 · answer #5 · answered by Scotty Doesnt Know 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rain falleth upon the just
and rail falleth upon the unjust
but more rain falleth upon the just
than the unjust fella'
'cause the unjust steels
the justs umbrella
2006-06-12 00:19:00 · answer #6 · answered by mandbturner3699 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who?
2006-06-12 08:02:27 · answer #7 · answered by gotalife 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rest in peas.
2006-06-12 00:20:29 · answer #8 · answered by Haynaku 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have a safe trip!
2006-06-12 00:18:12 · answer #9 · answered by darkshadow_masashi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
None of the bad stuff, that's for sure.
2006-06-12 00:16:54 · answer #10 · answered by WC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋